Other Craptions

If I wanted to see some flaming trash, I'd watch Perez Hilton.

An artist's representation of mexican food going through your colon.

Ok, so the paper mache time machine had a few glitches.

Forget about rock and scissors.... Paper had no chance when fire entered the contest.

When getting over a break-up, it may be helpful to remove anything that reminds you of your ex. Be sure to do this in a safe and conscientious manner.

The Giant Piñata was packed full of teen angst!

...and then Mexico rang America's bell and ran away.

The squid, trapped helplessly inside, wasn't laughing now.

Earth is struck by it's first gay meteor.

Good bye Craigslist Erotic ads!

Nooooooo! Not my giant ball of porn!

Mexico attacks USA...film at 11

Somebody grab an extinguisher!!! The Internet is on FIRE!

God I hope David Blaine is in there.

Wanting to show their close mindedness but overcome by their illiteracy, West Virginians chose to burn pictures rather than confusing books.

Prince's career

People really hate collages in New Jersey.

The fifth horseman of the Apocalypse - redneck stupidity.

Must be a new Michael Bay movie.

No one knows why giant burning balls of paper make the squid laugh... they just do.

I for one want to see this laughing squid. It sounds awesome.

If a squid laughs in a forest, and no one's around... how did it get there in the first place?

Speed 3: No One Cares Any More

So is THIS a Susan Boyle?

apparently, cephalopods the world over find this hilarious

'Reading a Magazine', a Michael Bay film.

When Katamari Damacy goes horribly, horribly wrong

The debut of the "Michael Jackson Hair Dryer" was an utter failure.

Burning sacrifice to the gay Gods

"Judging by the flaming fashion posters, we assume the unidentified craft to have been launched from either San Francisco or Broadway."

If I squint my eyes.... I still can't think of anything good.

Another terrorist attack by the infamous laughing squid.

They hoped that by shutting down the internet and returning to actual print that trolls would stop showing up and starting flame wars. They were wrong.

A mediarite.

Again North Korea's satellite failed to attain orbitting altitude.

That's a spicy meatball!

Well, the Laughing Squid isn't laughing any more, is she?

Paper mache-leys comet.

20 minutes later, France was still hanging in there, just to screw with everybody.

As prophesied in the book of Mormon giant gay asteroids have initiated the apocalypse...

El Hombre Chemado, Mexico's answer to Burning Man, is equally as lame.

That's what happens when you double park your futuremobile, Richboy.

A synopsis of global warming: the ball represents Planet Earth, the fire represents "oh FUCK"

Great balls of Flikr!

Three minutes in and a Michael Bay joke. I think it's a new record.

How man discovered fire - the embarrassing truth.

Great balls of fire.

Sunday, Sunday, Sunda...The flaming piñata races are go!

God hates Bollywood