This cock blocks.
...and that's why I was late for work.
WARNING: White man dancing
Warning: Douche-dancing may result in cock-punching.
Warning: May cause bullets to ricochet off your abs while bowling.
I never asked for bouncy balls!!! This superpower sucks.
"Are you telling me I can dodge nut shots?" "No Neo, I'm telling you that if you follow my simple instructions, you won't have to."
Warning: Japanese Gameshow Ahead!
Caution: Do Not Pee After Sex
Sticks and stones will break my bones, but arrows got nothing on my boner!
Warning: urinal may return fire if prevoked
I've got to give my ex-wife credit, at least she warns you.
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Caution: America's Funniest Home Videos taping in progress
Steps two, three, and four resulted in him getting decapitated, shit on, and his weiner ripped off!