Craptions Classics May 13, 2009

This cock blocks.

Plan B

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...and that's why I was late for work.

Brett-Butler

WARNING: White man dancing

bcanders

Warning: Douche-dancing may result in cock-punching.

Julius_Goat

Warning: May cause bullets to ricochet off your abs while bowling.

Iceland

I never asked for bouncy balls!!! This superpower sucks.

JobiSierra14

"Are you telling me I can dodge nut shots?" "No Neo, I'm telling you that if you follow my simple instructions, you won't have to."

Jeff Kelly

Warning: Japanese Gameshow Ahead!

redwolf_2k

Caution: Do Not Pee After Sex

onceabee

Sticks and stones will break my bones, but arrows got nothing on my boner!

Stphane

Warning: urinal may return fire if prevoked

Dr.Pepper

I've got to give my ex-wife credit, at least she warns you.

zbeebs

SSSSS AAAA FFFF TTTT YYYY DDDDD AAAA NNNNN CCCC EEEE SAFTY DANCE!

RusselFand

Caution: America's Funniest Home Videos taping in progress

Mr.Siegal

Steps two, three, and four resulted in him getting decapitated, shit on, and his weiner ripped off!

WOITAS
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