Other Craptions

...and that's why I was late for work.

WARNING: White man dancing

Warning: Douche-dancing may result in cock-punching.

Warning: May cause bullets to ricochet off your abs while bowling.

I never asked for bouncy balls!!! This superpower sucks.

"Are you telling me I can dodge nut shots?" "No Neo, I'm telling you that if you follow my simple instructions, you won't have to."

Warning: Japanese Gameshow Ahead!

Caution: Do Not Pee After Sex

Sticks and stones will break my bones, but arrows got nothing on my boner!

Warning: urinal may return fire if prevoked

I've got to give my ex-wife credit, at least she warns you.

SSSSS AAAA FFFF TTTT YYYY DDDDD AAAA NNNNN CCCC EEEE SAFTY DANCE!

Caution: America's Funniest Home Videos taping in progress

Steps two, three, and four resulted in him getting decapitated, shit on, and his weiner ripped off!

Warning: Once you enter this Star Trek convention you will never be touched in the following places.

What signs do we look for when crossing the street, children? That's right! "Walk," "Don't Walk," and "Don't Run Crotch-First Into Pointy Things."

Least terrifying gang sign ever.

Caution: Do not stand directly in front of the pitching machine.

In case of accidental anal, pull out and aim higher.

My "please avoid my penis" boxers have succesfully kept me sex free for years.

How To Get Horribly Castrated: A Flow Chart

I wish more copies of the Bible had illustrations.

The Yellow Pages man was locked up after indecently exposing himself to a minor.

In order to hit everyone in the room in the balls, use a rubber ball that will bounce off with equal force...

The Wang Zone is for loading and unloading only.

There are times when warning signs do, indeed, need words

...and play him off, keyboard cat.

And here we have a diagram explaining the surefire way to win America's Funniest Home Videos.

Sheesh...don't do whatever's in the first step.

Do not aim Morse Code at penis.

Warning: May cause you to pee in multiple directions

Even Japanese worksites require 20% WTF content.

Caution: They may be rubber, but they're still fuckin' arrows!

San Francisco Traffic Sign: ONE WAY... AND IT AIN'T STRAIGHT.

Warning: Don't pee into the wind.

Exit 27: gas, food, lodging and brothel

Gut Check

Unbeknown to little Johnny, this was only the first step in his initiation to man-hood.

Slow. Men with Erection Crossing.

Symbol for the new 2012 Olympic event, Crotchthrusting

I'm impressed. He gets hit in the nuts and he STILL runs forward!

Skinhead tries to mimic a swastika at the Jewish Community Center. Clearly, they were not amused

Drive through appendectomy and breakdancing lessons

These 2009-grade chastity belts are something else.

Warning: Running like this will get you cock-punched

Warning: Jew Zone

Missed!

Warning: Surrealism May Fuck Your Shit Up!

CAUTION: filming episode of "OW! My Balls!" in progress