If you cut him in half and count his rings, you can see how many years he's been a virgin.
The forest is strong with this one.
"Yews the force, Luke."
Hayden Christensen meets someone whose acting is more wooden than his.
He got a pink participation ribbon!
What do you think first place got?
See. I TOLD you gay marriage was a slippery slope leading to... umm, to... uh, this.
This man figured he could spread his seed if he was a plant. Still not working.
Damn, there are no girls at this convention either.
Whether you're an Ent or Sith Lord, you're still not getting laid
"I could crush you with ONE punch of my branch!!"... "Oh ya!?! I could chop you down with my lightsaber!!" SLAP FIGHT!!!!
Aww... Ent he cute?
General Zod and Swamp Thing get ready for erotic fanfiction.
Can you excuse me? I've got to drop a log.
Best Costume went to Violet Beauregarde from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.
Among other things, I can make my own air.