Other Craptions

The forest is strong with this one.

"Yews the force, Luke."

Hayden Christensen meets someone whose acting is more wooden than his.

He got a pink participation ribbon! What do you think first place got? Not Laid!

See. I TOLD you gay marriage was a slippery slope leading to... umm, to... uh, this.

This man figured he could spread his seed if he was a plant. Still not working.

Damn, there are no girls at this convention either.

Whether you're an Ent or Sith Lord, you're still not getting laid

"I could crush you with ONE punch of my branch!!"... "Oh ya!?! I could chop you down with my lightsaber!!" SLAP FIGHT!!!!

Aww... Ent he cute?

General Zod and Swamp Thing get ready for erotic fanfiction.

Can you excuse me? I've got to drop a log.

Among other things, I can make my own air.

Best Costume went to Violet Beauregarde from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.

not pictured: a life.

Worst Chewbacca ever.

Male pattern foliage...

That is NOT how you Get Maple Syrup!!!

And now for something completely different: #1 - The Larch.

im not seeing anything unsual in this picture...

Dude, when you said you were coming to the convention as Willow, I thought you meant something else.

$80 Million and 9 years later, the US military forces unveil their latest in camouflage technology

Al Gore just got Wood.

My mom always told me that if I didn't wash behind my ears, plants would grow. I just never believed her.

Everyone seems to be digging his ass-pen.

Three weeks after Comic-Con was over, Mike was starting to rethink the mobility of his Ent costume.

"Hey, quit starin' at my Ash!"

If a tree falls in the hallway and someone hears it, he still doesn't get laid

The first Gay Pride Rally to coincide with Arbor Day.

Just take a little off the top.

Virginity now grows on trees.

The Romulan woman failed to grasp the humour of Leaf-man's "blow me" sign.

Is he available for tree-ring dating?

Yes, I have won first prize! And stop looking at my ass!

Jedi mind trick: make like a tree and leave becomes horrifically real.

When this guy goes to bars looking to get some bush, he actually means it.

Which one of those leaves calls your mom to pick you up

Tree Form IRL

The charred, apparently award-winning remains of yesterday's Craption.

The ents are going to war!!

This Herbal Essences shampoo worked a little too well

Somewhere a JRR Tolkien Fan is Furiously Masturbating

"You're barkin' up the wrong tree, pal."

That's what we get for living next to a nuclear power plant - a village full of tree people.

"Then, after I was done with Paul Bunyon and his ox I bent Johnny Appleseed over a stump and gave him an anal limbing he won't soon forget."

"My bark is worse than your bite."

"So why don't you make like a tree and.... hey, that's pretty good!!"

it says a lot about u when u look weirder standing next to a star wars geek

"So a tree, a jedi, and a fat lady walk into a comic convention..."