Craptions Classics May 12, 2009

If you cut him in half and count his rings, you can see how many years he's been a virgin.

slickjamesjik

Other Craptions

The forest is strong with this one.

GaseousClay

"Yews the force, Luke."

Julius_Goat

Hayden Christensen meets someone whose acting is more wooden than his.

kglar

He got a pink participation ribbon! What do you think first place got? Not Laid!

WOITAS

See. I TOLD you gay marriage was a slippery slope leading to... umm, to... uh, this.

CavalierX

This man figured he could spread his seed if he was a plant. Still not working.

Palindrome

Damn, there are no girls at this convention either.

AwakeAllTheTime

Whether you're an Ent or Sith Lord, you're still not getting laid

Tim Parent

"I could crush you with ONE punch of my branch!!"... "Oh ya!?! I could chop you down with my lightsaber!!" SLAP FIGHT!!!!

natebooze

Aww... Ent he cute?

CavalierX

General Zod and Swamp Thing get ready for erotic fanfiction.

stephensunday

Can you excuse me? I've got to drop a log.

Rex-Jester

Best Costume went to Violet Beauregarde from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.

bronana

Among other things, I can make my own air.

sish2000
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