Other Craptions

This is why gingers have to wear sunscreen all the time

STOP TAKING PICTURES AND HELP ME!!!!!!

OW! Flame OFF! OFF!!!

Sir, I can't help you if you won't stop screaming and tell me the nature of your emergency

I call this piece, "Hold My Beer and Watch This."

It burns when I pee . . . or do anything else.

Killing me won't bring back your GOD DAMNED honey!

Whoever suggested Nicholas Cage should prepare for his roles the method way deserves a pat on the back.

The world's most heartfelt Rain Dance.

So, you've decided to divide by zero.

Monument to Richard Pryor! ....too soon?

why it would suck to be immortal

Monk tested, Buddha approved.

He kept screaming "put me out, put me out!" but the crowd just looked on in confusion. He was already outside.

I am the Dread Pirate Roberts...

And to prove his point about Global Warming, Al Gore burst into flames.

Epic fail on that "fireball" spell, dude.

In case of nuclear war, you'll want the SPF 3000.

After getting his bachelor's in arson, masters in pyromania and successfully defending his dissertation in immolation, he insisted the school give him -- wait for it -- THE THIRD DEGREE.

this is what happens when you wander onto the set of a Micheal Bay movie

This is why we can't have nice things.

Please tell me this is David Blaine.

What would YOU do for a Klondike bar?

Winner of new photoshop contest: creative ways to get fired.

Five Dollar Foot Loooooo, Holy Shit I'm on fire!

I didn't think anyone remembered Michael Jackson and that Pepsi commercial!

Another pedophile priest goes directly to hell.

A popular item that you probably have in your home can cause you to burst into flames. We'll tell you which one at 11.

Now, finally, the midgets are safe.

Guy on Fire is soooo Hot Right Now!

Cloudy with a chance of sacrifice

I JUST SAW ROSIE O'DONALL NAKED! AAAAHHHHH!!!!

It seems to me he lived his life like a candle in the wind... near a gas station or some shit.

America's Funniest Meth Lab Bloopers, coming up next.

Why? All I wanted was to teach you how to procreate without sex.

People of Earth, we come in pea....AHHHHHHHHH!!!!

This is your brain on fucking fire.

Hey, buddy, I'm going to have to fine you for the size of your carbon footprint.

Dave will be remembered as a guy who was great with kids and even better with honey mustard dipping sauce.

Bea Arthur didn't go down without a fight.

That's a shame, he was one day away from retirement.

yeah, i've been pretty drunk at a bbq once or twice too

Behind this mask is an idea, Mr. Creedy, and ideas are bulletproof. Not fireproof. Bulletproof.

He held that C-Sharp all through the finale

Never sell your ring of fire resistance.

I'm a firestarter, twisted fire...ahhhhhh!

Amateur-metheus before he turned Pro-metheus

If this had happened a hundred years ago, they would have blamed it on Tesla.

"But look everybody, my Right Guard Extreme Power Stripe Anti-Perspirant is still working strong!"