Other Craptions

You'll forget all about the pictures when you taste how tender the meat is.

With Saw 12, they just stopped trying.

Now open at Six Flags: "The Auschwitz Experience"!

"For killing your sister, you're going to Super Timeout!"

previously, on Lost.

Problem child? The Guantanamo children's summer camp can help: fun activities include our monkey cage, water-boarding, doggie day care, and building pyramids

Mommy? The tide is coming in! Mommy??

Silly kids. The giant sandworm can still get you in there.

David Blaine's kids always dreaded Take Your Kids to Work Day.

Oh how they wanted to be free range children..

This Mother's Day, get her what she really wants.

Prison Break moves to Nickelodeon.

I wish we we didn't have swine flu...

I for one embrace our hamster overlords

"Keep them there forever? Are you CRAZY? That's not nice! It's just temporary, till the shark tanks are fixed."

UFC: Preschool

Harrison Ford's son playing with Perez Hilton's son.

Disney's new theme park for kids: Guantanamo

I think the biggest crimes here are those atrocious hats.

It was for the greater good.

two children enter... one child leaves

All your boys are belong to us

Habitrail for Humanity.

With the recession getting worse every day, parents have found ways to avoid hiring a babysitter. Very creative ways...

"Screw you dad! This is the worst sandcastle ever!"

Pictured: Parenting.

The Soviets rounded up the toddlers into re-education camps, but Timmy defiantly yelled to his parents "Avenge me!"

Chuck E. Cheese Irak was a bit of a letdown.

"It's no good... they're just crying LOUDER!"

You scoff now, but when our gigantic hamster overlords arrive, who'll be getting the water bottle . . . and who'll be getting the microwave?

South Elementary took a different approach to teaching students about the recession.

Just kidding, Timmy. THIS is where you'll wait to be adopted.

Baby's first thunderdome.

Some asshole lured these children to his house with the internet. So I think I'm not alone in saying, FUCK YOU EHARMONY!

...and that's where babies come from!

Remember when the worst thing the bullies did was beat you up for your lunch money?

It's official. The terrorists have won.

I think Prison Break has run it's course...

two boys enter. one man leaves.

Oh balls, how did the NSPCC get into my garden again?!

They may take our lives, they may take our bouncy balls, but they will never take our FREED- Oh, wait...

That's what you get for dissecting Kermit!

They're spreading! We must quarantine immediately!

Some lifeguards prefer to take the preventative approach.

Nicholas Cage's childhood. Get it?

he's got a bigger penis than someone normally involved in a cage match.

Happy Mother's Day! Your gift is a break from the kids.

pfff... I've been doing this to my kids for years.

Maya Angelou knows why the caged child cries.