Other Craptions

To save money the school district combined Biology and Home Ec.

The Build-A-Frog workshop is much more graphic than the Build-A-Bear.

Kermit should have never taken that gig at the high school.

Frogger: The real life consequences.

That's what sex ed amounts to at Bristol Palin's school.

He croaked...

1 minute later, France digested its lunch.

The Count: "How many decimated organs? 1, 2, 3... 3 decimated organs! Ha ha ha!"

Operation: WTF

Intelligent design my ass! You can see the fucking stitching!

Duff from Ace of Cakes apparantly can read my nightmares.

For most frogs you would use formaldehyde. For this one, though, they went with fabric softener.

First a chicken, now a frog... that gay gypsy must be stopped!

Huh. I never knew frogs had shit in its intestines. Thanks Texas Board of Education!

Miss Piggy was right, he DID have a 10 inch retractable penis.

Sadly, on March 28, Kermit the Frog died of Swine Flu...apparently from too much "porking"

It's not easy being Green

I also bought a toy that cried blood.

A new crossbreed fetish invented by the Japanese: plush-necrobestiality

No wonder we eat frog legs, the rest looks like crap.

Were the pins really necessary?

But is it art?

Worst blowup doll ever.

Fozzy Bear wanted for questioning (wakka wakka wakka, you sick fuck)

Look, I don't care about the picture just vote for me. It's my birthday after all.

Next week on MUPPET MORGUE: Frog, Kermit The

Jimmy keeps bringing in these toys to school. We're... a little concerned, Mr. and Mrs. Green.

The autopsy results on Kermit the Frog were inconclusive.

In senior year we get to dissect a mannequin.

This is what they gave me when I ordered a #2 at the drive-thru

Great. When I need to have an operration, I'll probably get a doctor who was trained on these things.

Ted Bundy's home and careers project in high school.

They made a stuffed animal to please PETA, but the People for the Ethical Treatment of Puppets(PETP) where pissed

An insight into the childhood toys of murderers.

Cashew + Toothpaste + Red Bandana = Frog

The Muppet Movie: Kermit Goes to High School

This is Bullshit, If your Craption is not in the 1st 10 no one can be bothered to look at it and so it doesn't get voted on

hey, while you're at it, can I get a foam-plastic science teacher?

Croak and dagger.

Geez, what DOESN'T the Kansas School Board allow?

From the makers of "Tickle me Elmo" comes new "Dissect me Kermit"

Britney spears autopsy was an unnerving one

Kermit's autopsy revealed intimate details as to what he and his porky lover were up to in Mexico....

On the next "Homicide: Life On Sesame Street"

Biology class for wimps.

I know what I'm getting mom for mothers day.

I faint at the site of foam

KERMIT! NOOOOO!!

Sadly Kermit forgot the safe word.