Other Craptions

UFC vs. KFC

He's been smoking a secret blend of 11 herbs and spices.

Peter Griffin couldn't do it, but a guy wearing a ceremonial dress could.

Goddammit, Bob, I told you we were coming to the party dressed as CHICKS!

How PETA thinks KFC obtains their supply.

Alright! Alright! The egg came first! THE EGG CAME FIRST!

5 Second Rule!

The Genie, hard of hearing, thought he wanted to "be" a big cock

Frozen in panic and fear Frank realized..... His Chicken Was Choking.

sweet! screen shots from the new tekken game!

Oh, good... the acid's starting to kick in.

You want fries with that M***** F*****

Cocks hate trojans.

And just like that, society turned its back on the "Chicken Dance" forever.

Finish him!

I told you last time, if you cross the road one more time,...

After he uncovered Colonel Sanders' best-kept secret, the chicken had to die.

"Naw I say, Naw I say, listen here, NANCY!"

OH!!!! Right in the nuggets!!!

What are the odds that these two, out of all the people at the party, would end up fighting?

It takes a tough tranny to make a tender chicken.

I am Maximus Decimus Gallus, midget hunter of chickens. Father to a vegitarian son, husband to a vegatarian wife, I shall have my vengence.

Stop cock-blocking, DAD!

blast! inebriation strikes again!

When I go to a party I always bring a Trojan for my cock.

"Thats for giving me an expired coupon!"

And yet, I'd rather eat there than at KFC.

I knew it was a bad idea to ask the genie for a giant cock.

UFC San Fran

How General Tso gained his title.

Cross MY road huh motherfucker ?

Look at the legs on that chick

Peter Griffin finally hires a hitman to get that damn Chicken.

TWO MEN ENTER. NO MEN LEAVE!

After a severe beatdown, the chicken finally admitted that he came first.

There's a surprising lack of women in this picture...

Best. Danceoff. Ever.

And no one ever danced the funky chicken again.

The brawl between the furry convention and the drag queen convention spilled out into a nearby field.

Looking at this picture since noon, was assuming that was an incredibly tacky tranny. Upon closer inspection, I'm pretty sure it's The House Speaker.

This all could have been avoided had Foghorn Leghorn not made a comment about Terry's costume looking gay.

Dad???

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!?!

"I didn't want to punch him but the guy was such a cock"

Okay, our eggs aren't organic. They're from a battering farm.

Get up and fight like a chicken!

Gladiator II: brought to you by the Egg Council.

This is what happens when you bring a sword to a cockfight.

Gladiatorial combat post 64AD is just pathetic.