Other Craptions

Still better than the second movie.

John Kerry falls on hard times and resorts to doing comic book conventions.

The invisible girl and her Fantastic 44's

I would like to introduce "The Fantastic Two" and Mr. Fantastic.

"Mr. Stretch can take his OWN F$#%IN' PICTURE!"

250 miles away, France surrendered.

Objects in the blue suits may appear larger than they actually are.

Which one contains more plastic?

Want to know why she's smiling? Hint: That's not his arm.

We tell our children we're at a swinger's party.

If this doesn't make for an AWESOME porno, then I don't know what does.......

That's amazing! Half the girls at the ComiCon in one picture!

the funnier thing is that arm isn't coming back. have fun dragging it around the party all night!

Make all the jokes you will, but I believe that tumors are NOT a laughing matter.

Umm, Mr. Fantastic we can can see your Thing.

After all that stretching Mr. Fantastic starts to lose his elasticity. Believe me, Susan Storm knows this first hand.

i like how even she looks creeped out.

Fantastic 4-skin

I weep, WEEP, for their children.

Sadly, his subsequent erection knocked out a small child and connected with a wall socket. He will be missed.

Things got creepy when they started asking other couples if they were interested in a fantastic foursome.

On a scale of one to what?

Not pictured: their teen-age son swaying slowly alone on a park swing.

"I have the right to bare arms! Get it?!" "Dude, just go back to your Star Trike and leave."

There is a potential Donkey Kong kill screen coming up if anyone's interested.

Their sex is ok, but the foreplay is fantastic!

Four? Maybe. Fastastic? Doubtful.

and no one believed that Star-Trike Lady Picker-Upper worked. who looks stupid now?

and I'm just gonna assume that hooker's regretting answering this guy's phone call...

Jeez, my mom and dad are SO embarrassing!

Yeaah... I got nothin'.

"Hello? Bayside Escorts? Uh... do you do costumes?"

The proud owners of the bicycle from yesterday!

Dude....Why the long face..?

That's a fantastic boner John Kerry is sporting there.

I bet he edits his own Wikipedia page.

well she's not a very good invisible woman... i can see her

The one on the right is clearly tucking his between his legs...

Apparently, their super power isn't math

The funny thing is, he rode a Star Trek bike to get here.

Dude's arm was ran over by a car, and now it looks like linked sausages, but the one sausage is squished in to the other sausages, it's just terrible.

New math...4 x 4 = 69

To Smurfs, these people are *gods*

It could be worse. I mean, the...er...package could be in the girl's pants!

Well, we were going to be the Fantastic 4, but unfortunately we don't have any friends.

Mr. Not-so-Fantastic and the Highly Visible Woman.

he's just keepin his pimp hand strong... from a distance

"...god I hate going to these things with Dave. Well, just smile politely and go along with it - it could be worse, I could be in one of those Craption photos."

You see the smile on her face, right...need I say more?