Craptions Classics May 06, 2009

My other car is my mom's.

Piercewise1

Other Craptions

This spacecycle has everything Star Trek lovers could ever need. "Where's the bitch seat?" As I said before, this spacecycle has everything...

BrockSpady

Damn, how is a craption supposed to beat "Star Trike"?

orphan

Manufacturer: Sulubaru.

orphan

Set phasers to 'none'. Women, that is.

phreesh

They see me warpin', they be hatin. They always try to catch me flyin' dirty.

Spirolli

Beat me up, Scotty.

wquates

Much like a unicorn, only a virgin can ride it.

auslander

Wanted: Severe Beating

jonnyt

If you can read this, the Klingon fell off.

GaseousClay

Justin was only foolish enough to drive this to high school once. Just once,

DrTom

This is the result of a fundamental misunderstanding of how to get laid.

orphan

It runs on the sound of laughter.

tallestmunchkin

With the new Star Trek Big Wheel, now you too can be ridiculed at warp speed!

Jeff Kelly

Looks cool but doesn't run great (needs new spock absorbers).

GaseousClay
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