Other Craptions

This spacecycle has everything Star Trek lovers could ever need. "Where's the bitch seat?" As I said before, this spacecycle has everything...

Damn, how is a craption supposed to beat "Star Trike"?

Manufacturer: Sulubaru.

Set phasers to 'none'. Women, that is.

They see me warpin', they be hatin. They always try to catch me flyin' dirty.

Beat me up, Scotty.

Much like a unicorn, only a virgin can ride it.

Wanted: Severe Beating

If you can read this, the Klingon fell off.

Justin was only foolish enough to drive this to high school once. Just once,

This is the result of a fundamental misunderstanding of how to get laid.

It runs on the sound of laughter.

With the new Star Trek Big Wheel, now you too can be ridiculed at warp speed!

Looks cool but doesn't run great (needs new spock absorbers).

Virginmobile

If it ever gets to 88 MPH it warps into another movie franchise.

Are those tires made of Vulacan-ized rubber?

The only vehicle that can pass the crazy cone driving tests of the future... what magnificence!!

The Faggetron 5000

Not pictured: Women.

They all laughed until that Klingon gang rolled into town.

Looks like they spent all that money on the trailer, and nothing on the props, good going J.J. Abrams.

The good news? No one's going to steal it. Ever.

"Captain, the sensors indicate that it is an anti-chick magnet."

Spock sidecar sold separately.

Just don't ride it wearing a red shirt.

They all laughed at Steve's ride, but it was the only way to defeat the T-Rex.

Getting pulled over for a DUI is never fun, except when driving this.

Yeah, that's right, Shatner's ride gets all da bitches!

Oh cool, Mike Swaim is here.

5 minutes later kahn surrendered

well, looks like the search for intelligent life can be abandoned.

Is that bike in the background standing up by itself?!

How do you know when you are holding on to your credit as "Guy who dies in episode 29" too much?...

Damn, damn, damn, damn! I missed the Craption deadline by 10 minutes. Now I'll never win...

Runs on Di-lythiem Crystal Meth

Seating just for one? But where will his girlfriend sit? Oh yeah....nevermind.

I bet you the Carfax report on this thing is framed on the wall at the insurance company.

Bad to the "Bones"? I'm dreadfully sorry.

It's like taking your mother's basement with you wherever you go.

Personally, I would have left the star off. It makes it look tacky.

What Commander Pike rides now.

Star Trike

Your Starship Captain might be a Redneck if...

It gets all the girls at the Star Trek conventions....too bad there are no girls..

The driver isn't pictured because the crew of the Enterprise beamed him up to beat the crap out of him.

I know that's NOT street legal!

Don't laugh, this car manufacturer is still doing better than Chrysler!

Quickly, fire the virginity lasers! Pew pew pew!!