Other Craptions

He better have a big heart, those little arms will never please a woman.

Oh, dammit guys! You know my arms can't reach, just get it off me.

The real reason they went extinct: too emotionally vulnerable

Sure, my ex-wife and I still exchange Valentines.

"honey you got another letter from the homeowners association." "is it about the t-rex?" "no it's just an invite to...OF COURSE IT'S ABOUT THE F-IN T-REX!!"

25 thousand years later france surrendered

"Forget it," thought Link. "I am pretty sure I can get the fairy at the pool to give me one of those for free."

Who says T-Rex's are heartless killing machines?

The gay dinosaur had only one natural enemy, the evangelical southern baptist asteroid.

you had me at " ROAAAAARRRRRARARARARRRRR" !!!

Flavor-Flav!

Only one dinosaur survived extinction...because of his power to love.

How Michael Crichton proposed to his wife.

This Mother's Day is going to be the best ever!!!

Man, Michael Bay's Care Bears are all fucked up.

Somebody just give him directions to Japan and get him out of here.

He was a man. She was a dinosaur. When their love doesn't work out, how will Matthew Mcconaughey deal with his... "Tyranosaurus-ex"

No, YOU tell him it looks stupid!

Jurassic Park 4 starring Matthew Mcconaughey and Kate Hudson in a romantic comedy involving a pet T-rex. Coming soon!!!

And then Rex's gaze fell upon Jeff Goldblum, and he began to feel things he'd never felt before.

They say life is like a box of chocolates...strapped to a T-Rex...stepping on your house...not sure who "they" are or why they say it...

Candygram

You've Got Mail: the remake by Michael Bay.

Why the Hell is everyone focusing on the heart? There's a fucking dinosaur on the loose!

sharp tooth from land before time went on to anger management, and has now turned over a new "tree star"

I Chew-Chew-choose you for my valentine!

Finally, a responsible dinosaur owner who puts a collar and tags on their pet.

That T-Rex has a giant heart-on

Not shown: a tattoo on his lower back of a unicorn flying over a rainbow.

Who gives candy as a gift anymore? Fuckin' dinosaur.

Who wants some Tyrannosaurus Sex?

Awwwwww! T Rex is ready for Mother's Day.

The Wizard of Oz, being an enormous bastard, introduced the Tin Man to his final challenge.

Yeah, but let's see him hug.

Jesus Christ, these "Land Before Time" sequels just get more and more retarded!

John McCain's high school sweetheart

No baby, I'm a Veloci-LOVER

He had a bigger heart than all of us. Maybe we we're the monsters after all.

Jurassic period? More like the Jur-faggot period! Know what I mean eh? Eh?...He's wearing a heart for crying out loud.

Now if I only had some brains...

Get a little captain in you.

God on his side or not, Fred Phelps is NEVER going to tell that thing it can't be gay!

The Trojan T-Rex, making history a little bit more exciting

Happy Valentines Day you bitch!!! I hope you appreicate what it took to clone this fucker!!!

"Hey T-Rex, what do you keep in that heart?" "The hearts from everything I ever ate."

Big heart, bigger bulge.

Once again, my craption came in second to one that comments on a minor detail. Fine. Hey, check out the split level ranch house -- think this'll help property values?

Nothing says "i love you" like a giant killing machine

"Hey, rock beats scissors!" "Yeah, but metrosexual dinosaurs shits on everything!"