Craptions Classics May 04, 2009

Tickets are 2.50, but the nightmares are free!

Bishopwhitet

Other Craptions

Say whatever you want. They're still better than Coldplay.

wquates

After Shrek, the gingerbread man couldn't get any solid gigs.

verglas

"Rap, rap as hard as you can. You can't drop beats like me, I'm the gingerbread man!"

hgwellsfan

They later decided that their portrayl of Muslims was somewhat less than enlightened.

orphan

"It's just icing!" yelled the Gingerbread Man, while Dave tried frantically to wipe his mouth.

jonnyt

If you're trippin' and you know it clap your hands! Clap, Clap...

DuchessOfPrunes

Coming up next on WTF Idol...

steeze_bucket

If my bongo was that small, I'd wear a mask too.

BowToTheBard

The new anti-drug campaign proved incredibly effective.

tallestmunchkin

Two words: justifiable homicide

keeperotd

The Jonas Brothers in 3 years.

wquates

Abu Ghraib: unreleased picture too horrifying for the public

the-observer

When blackface is just not offensive enough.

fish11th

The worst symptom of post traumatic stress syndrome.

JobiSierra14
Choosing to "Like" Cracked has no side effects, so what's the worst that could happen?

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