Other Craptions

  1. Say whatever you want. They're still better than Coldplay.
    wquates
    262 Crack-Ups
  2. After Shrek, the gingerbread man couldn't get any solid gigs.
    verglas
    147 Crack-Ups
  3. "Rap, rap as hard as you can. You can't drop beats like me, I'm the gingerbread man!"
    hgwellsfan
    139 Crack-Ups
  4. They later decided that their portrayl of Muslims was somewhat less than enlightened.
    orphan
    92 Crack-Ups
  5. "It's just icing!" yelled the Gingerbread Man, while Dave tried frantically to wipe his mouth.
    jonnyt
    86 Crack-Ups
  6. If you're trippin' and you know it clap your hands! Clap, Clap...
    DuchessOfPrunes
    63 Crack-Ups
  7. Coming up next on WTF Idol...
    steeze_bucket
    62 Crack-Ups
  8. If my bongo was that small, I'd wear a mask too.
    BowToTheBard
    49 Crack-Ups
  9. The new anti-drug campaign proved incredibly effective.
    tallestmunchkin
    46 Crack-Ups
  10. Two words: justifiable homicide
    keeperotd
    29 Crack-Ups
  11. The Jonas Brothers in 3 years.
    wquates
    26 Crack-Ups
  12. Abu Ghraib: unreleased picture too horrifying for the public
    the-observer
    20 Crack-Ups
  13. When blackface is just not offensive enough.
    fish11th
    20 Crack-Ups
  14. The worst symptom of post traumatic stress syndrome.
    JobiSierra14
    16 Crack-Ups
  15. Anyone who paid £2.50 to get into this event got ripped off..
    verglas
    15 Crack-Ups
  16. Gumby's slightly retarded cousin 'Goopy', had only modest success as a rapper...
    mabogo
    12 Crack-Ups
  17. wow, that might be the best pair of boobs featured in one of these pictures so far
    pulpfriction
    12 Crack-Ups
  18. I surrender, holy fuck I surrender!!!!
    gypsy61
    11 Crack-Ups
  19. When I think about you, I eat myself.
    jtklove
    10 Crack-Ups
  20. Neil Young's new rock opera "Cinnamon Girl" takes a literal turn.
    Boondoggle
    10 Crack-Ups
  21. "Join the army or terrorists will unleash this thing on your children!"
    racedogg2
    9 Crack-Ups
  22. we may not be able to catch the gingerbread man.... but do we really want to?
    bobboringbaker
    9 Crack-Ups
  23. Pictured: Why we're losing in Iraq.
    captainfubsy
    9 Crack-Ups
  24. If you are afraid of the homeless clap your hands
    crhino
    8 Crack-Ups
  25. My brother: What the hell is that? Me: It's from Cracked.com. They have a new one every day. My Brother: (backs away slowly)
    Wazula
    8 Crack-Ups
  26. MC GIJOE was shocked at Gingerbread man when he cut off his man pubs and threw them to the crowd.
    shogun120
    8 Crack-Ups
  27. I assume that the "children free" poster in the back is referring to the price of children to eat.
    racedogg2
    8 Crack-Ups
  28. You could've just announced, "Don't take the brown acid." You didn't have to resort to interpretive dance.
    HelperMonkey
    8 Crack-Ups
  29. The gingerbread girl had a hell of a time when she got excited, her dough rose and her diaphragm popped out.
    DuchessOfPrunes
    8 Crack-Ups
  30. Scariest Hippy Jam Fest EVER.
    WOITAS
    8 Crack-Ups
  31. This is where they came up with that Chili's song, mmmm I want some baby back ribs now. :P
    verglas
    7 Crack-Ups
  32. The most disturbing thing about this cookie is the surprise gooey center.
    E. Kelly
    7 Crack-Ups
  33. Ten seconds later he realized how bad an idea it was to dress up as a baked good in a room filled with stoners.
    Ken Goldstein
    7 Crack-Ups
  34. oh you guys found a picture of me! fyi that is not a costume
    meggiebux
    7 Crack-Ups
  35. Oh, so THAT'S where my soul went when I made that pact with Satan!
    hgwellsfan
    7 Crack-Ups
  36. "Corporal Funk and the Fecal Beats" rocked the house.
    Boondoggle
    7 Crack-Ups
  37. This is why your browser should not accept cookies. Oooooow!
    Boondoggle
    7 Crack-Ups
  38. The loss of his gumdrop buttons made Gingy a bitter, bitter cookie.
    bigj2k
    7 Crack-Ups
  39. People DIED at this festival
    Palindrome
    7 Crack-Ups
  40. pop lock and fresh
    b0b
    7 Crack-Ups
  41. You've asked me so many times... well, THIS is why I need a handgun that large, ok?
    crazyivan
    7 Crack-Ups
  42. "Children Free" "Kids Rides" and a giant Gingerbread Man.....it's official Michael Jackson is coming in town
    waitforit
    7 Crack-Ups
  43. Let's see Obama fix this!
    joebu23
    7 Crack-Ups
  44. If you're creepy and you know it clap your hands....
    sortableturnip
    6 Crack-Ups
  45. The latest Tupac sighting was quickly proven to be a hoax.
    tallestmunchkin
    6 Crack-Ups
  46. Will the owner of this hideous thing please come up to the stage.
    HighonCracked
    6 Crack-Ups
  47. USO Shows have really gone down hill since Bob Hope died.
    BRCgull
    6 Crack-Ups
  48. Jabba the Hutt's first house band didn't last too long.
    BRCgull
    6 Crack-Ups
  49. I did it all for the nookie, so you can take my cookie and stick it up your... whoa whoa, you're gonna do what with me?
    GaseousClay
    6 Crack-Ups