Other Craptions

What's really amazing is that whatever-this-is- happens often enough that they need a sign for it.

How many times to I have to tell you, flashlight in hand, head on neck!

For 25 cents it's your choice of "quick and painless," "slow and horrible",or "clumsy bludgeoning"; ah the future is here, and it is great.

The hidden dangers of the fleshlight.

I don't care who it's meant for, I gotta take a piss.

Fuck x-rays. I have a better idea!

Warning: Japanese gloryholes will blow your mind!!

Warning: Machine may cause Robin Williams like chest hair.

The first suicide booth.

This is not what philosophers meant by "enlightenment."

Great. First the handicapped get their own toilets; now it's the retards.

My proctologist doesn't know my ass from a hole in my neck.

Sometimes you may feel a little lightheaded.

well, i guess he COULD find it with both hands and a flashlight.

Dumbledore's Bowling League

Bathrooms in japan sure are different

Amongst people, it is customary to take off your hat as a sign of common courtesy. Amongst lego people, it is a sign of respect to take off your head and salute.

Worst super power ever

God DAMMIT! What did that sign JUST TELL YOU NOT TO DO!?

I think I will skip the Swine Flu Early Detection test.

Beware of plungers

Illumaphobia: fear of flashlight decapitations

When gynecology exams go EXTREMELY wrong...

Open it. I DARE YOU.

The most effective 'Do Not ENTER' sign ever!!!!

We are Devo!

Reserved For Dickheads.

The headless horseman has a "lightbulb moment".

Go-Go Gadget Suicide!

WARNING: Performing oral sex with the Fleshlight may be hazardous to your health

Whatever this is, they are proud to say it hasn't happened in at least 17 days

Freaking Japan, with their flashlights and bowling balls and weird signs.

Believe it or not but this how they used to give x-rays

Please donate headless torsos here.

Twilight headless 10 pin bowling never really got off the ground.

Area 51's changing room.

New airport security checks now in place.

In Soviet Russia, Flashlight carries Nicolas Cage!

I used to think magic sucked, but I'm pretty psyched to see what happens to the chick in this box.

Yeah, it looks cool, but when you go in the booth, it's just an ad for a timeshare.

It is required that all teleportation booths carry this Surgeon General's warning.

He'll never get ahead in life, but he will shine through it

Shit...i feel light-headed...

Pictured: Poster for new "Saw" movie.

Whoever mentions France or Japan gets my fist in their face.

This is your torso on drugs.

So that's where Cliffs Notes come from.

Caution: Surrealism ahead

Hey guys, look! I can switch my heads around!