Other Craptions

Optimus Prime really needs to be careful where he takes a shit.

I dropped a penny from the top of the Empire State Building and it went 6 feet into the concrete!! Of course, it was in my glove compartment....

Introducing the all new Honda "Kamikaze"!

And they say Monday has a 70% chance of Lexuses.

Wile. E. Coyote's transition to a more urban environment did not end well.

Who knew that without those crazy cones, chaos would ensue..

If only there was a dome covered in safety cones here, that would have prevented this needless tragedy.

Damn, I planted the wrong seed, I wanted to grow a Corvette!

This is why we can't have nice things!

In the sky! Its a bird! Its a plane! No thats...my car...guess super girl found out about Laura...

Further evidence of the auto industry crashing.

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was Asian.

And minutes later, an ambulance falls out of the sky.

Damn my GPS sucks

Superman was about to save this car when he saw the Bush/Cheney bumper sticker.

Don't say we didn't warn you!

"Hey, Bill. You wanna go check the cargo compartment? Feels like we're flying a little light."

And that makes #22558.

Are.... are they expecting another one?!

Don't drink and drive off tall buildings.

This was a very well thought-out suicide.

That was probably the fastest that piece of shit ever went.

Dr. Emmett Brown remembered too late that the DeLorean was in the shop and this was a rental.

"Yes, Onstar? When were you planning on telling me about the offramp?"

Lost really has been odd since the 4th season.

Pictured: Chrysler's stock.

Chevy debuts their all new 2009 WTF.

I hate Illinois Nazis.

Billy Joel strikes again

Warning: Women Drivers Ahead.

You know, somehow, "I told you so" just doesn't quite say it.

Well, look who ignored the sign..

186,282.397 miles per second... Not just a good idea... It's the law.

Well sir, it looks like them Duke boys're in a whole heap o' trouble.

MADD: Mothers Against Down Driving.

If you kids don't shut the hell off I swear I will drive this car right off a building!

Caution! Surprisingly Fragile Cement.

Dumbass. You're supposed to use a Delorean.

Wouldn't the effort be better spent trying to stop the source of the flying cars instead of just posting a warning sign like you don't give a shit?

"You don't drive like her, so why pay the same insurance premiums as her?"

Ha! And you said we'd never use it.

I wonder how many points they lost of their license for this.

If that sign were to do any good, it would have to have been put at the TOP of the building- a lesson Safety Officer Campbell learned all too late.

OK kids remember we parked by the triangle sign

And this was the world's BEST female driver

Parking at the Dover Downs.

That ground is now officially, wait for it, wait for it...CRACKED. Thank you! I'll be here until 12:10!

Dammit Jetson! Can't you read the sign?!

I'm more shocked that they had a sign prepared for a situation like this rather then the situation itself