Other Craptions

CAUTION: WTF Ahead.

Introducing the new Trojan Conedomes... What do you mean that was a typo?!

The mysterious, yet beautiful, mating ritual of the traffic pylons.

Look, just because you stuck a bunch of shit together, doesn't mean it's art.

Oh look, an Everlasting Copstopper!

Coming up next on "I bet you can't put that up your butt"...

Cone-E Island

Bill Gate's son wanted his own minesweeper playground

KATAMARI DAMACYYYYYY!!!!

Its not really gay unless the tips are touching.

At least, the swine flu virus gives you a chance to get the hell out of its way.

I'm sick of people stealing other people's old craption winners. How long til we get a, "France surrendered (x) seconds later" one?

I for one welcome our new Cone Overlords.

Your California road repair tax dollars at work.

There's a pill for Swine Flu now, but it's hard to swallow.

I don't think this is what Buckminster Fuller had in mind...

What an interesting concept. I can sit here typing Craptions all fucking day and not one person will see it. And if they do... they don't care, they just don't care.

This is where candy corn comes from.

5 minuets later France surrendered.

The secret government Koosh Ball testing grounds.

Main terminal of Kafka International Airport.

They want to be REALLY sure no one will accidentally run over this.

The U.S. Army: We stick more cones on random shit before 6 a.m. than most people do all day.

At 3:00 PM on May 1st, 2009, the Traffic Cones became aware.

Silly-cone Valley.

The Deceptacons ultimate weapon against the Autobots has been unleashed!!

FUCKING CAUTION!!!!!!!!!!

When Russia tries to be Japan...

no parking here, here and DEFINATELY not here

I don't know what you're doing but you're doing it wrong

Yes sir folks with this new seed planting device, you can artificially inseminate just about anything. Inseminate your friends, relatives, your neighbor's dog... Makes mounds and mounds of Cole slaw! Only $19.99! Buy one today!

Somehow, Thomas Pynchon made a movie about this for 4 hours.

The economy is really starting to affect Hollywood's special effects budgets...

Caution: Roads are in WTF condition.

Don't worry, when the mines blow up they just spray out yellow caution tape.

Scientology's answer to the swine flu.

Floridas swine flu response was scrapped after they realized Mexico and Cuba were two different countries...

A cone-dominium, get it? A cone... screw you guys.

This is why aliens never make contact with us...

The Traffic Cone thief really should have put more thought into his secret hideout

Still, a woman crashed against it later that day...

"Dammit, Darryl! You don't make a landmine safe simply by covering it with safety cones!"

ummm, I think it's a safe bet nobody is going to try to park there...

I got a fever! And the only prescription.. is more traffic cone!

So they've finally run out of quality Pokemon.

A driving student's nightmare comes true.

I call Rule 34 on this!

And they say the stimulus package was pork!

Just because you can tessellate doesn't mean you should.