Craptions Classics April 30, 2009

Symptons of the swine flu may vary.

getittwistd

Other Craptions

I told you not to throw bread out for him, now there's TWO!

crazyivan

Don't worry, Madonna will adopt her.

DrTom

Always wear a condom. Even with your inflatable doll.

ShawnStu

Nobody puts baby in a corner, especially if they're black, cause then that would be racist.

verglas

"oh yea?!? well you're face looks like my ass!"

Codename_Destro

As the twins grew older I suspected a little more everyday that my wife had cheated on me.

bcboo

I don't like drugs anymore.

jtklove

White vent faced babies be crawlin' walls like this... black vent faced babies be crawlin' walls like that.

GaseousClay

The architect told me I would love his variation on traditional gargoyles. Well... I don't.

Fkelleghan

this is why the octamom needs to stop procreating

levortical

It may be a statue, but the pigeons know to stay the fuck away.

tallestmunchkin

I...I just...holy fuck, I need to go pray or something.

dying_in_back

Faceless babies climbing walls. Goodbye forever, sleep!

jtklove

I've had enough of these faceless mutherfuckin' obsidian babies crawlin' on the mutherfuckin' masonry!

Rex-Jester
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