Other Craptions

I told you not to throw bread out for him, now there's TWO!

Don't worry, Madonna will adopt her.

Always wear a condom. Even with your inflatable doll.

Nobody puts baby in a corner, especially if they're black, cause then that would be racist.

"oh yea?!? well you're face looks like my ass!"

As the twins grew older I suspected a little more everyday that my wife had cheated on me.

I don't like drugs anymore.

White vent faced babies be crawlin' walls like this... black vent faced babies be crawlin' walls like that.

The architect told me I would love his variation on traditional gargoyles. Well... I don't.

this is why the octamom needs to stop procreating

It may be a statue, but the pigeons know to stay the fuck away.

I...I just...holy fuck, I need to go pray or something.

Faceless babies climbing walls. Goodbye forever, sleep!

I've had enough of these faceless mutherfuckin' obsidian babies crawlin' on the mutherfuckin' masonry!

In a bold move of evolution, the Bukkake twins developed floor grates on their faces to ease the clean-up.

So King Kong did nail that chick!!!!

Where is Angelina Jolie when you need her..

fucking scientology...

Surveillance footage from the Fox Studio Lot of Wolverine's arch nemisises Sucker-face and Wall-crawl-ball-head stealing an unfinished copy of his movie.

Let the kids vent, otherwise they'll be crawling up the walls.

the first unbaptized baby to succesfully climb out of purgatory.

Yup, just another normal day at the WTF headquarters.

They've got no mouth, so they need no diapers. GENIUS!

"Oh, we don't care if it's a boy or a girl. As long as it has five fingers and toes, a vent-face, and can crawl up a vertical surface, that's all that matters to us."

Still less horrifying than actual babies.

This is why abortion should me legal

Evil is so cute when it's young!

I knew Obama was breeding a superarmy.

Get back here young man, I said you were grounded.

You know, Maury Povich usually can help you find where these black babies belong.

"Meanwhile, the Duke Boys had been sucked into a Lovecraftian hell dimension. Hoo boy, were they in a pickle, friends and neighbors!"

Please, no more scientology jokes.

I had a huge black baby problem at my house last summer

Although few agreed, Tim Burton felt his efforts to "spice up" boring old vents worked...

They've come to earth in search of quilted toilet paper.

You say 'incest,' I say 'x-men.'

Now those are crack babies!!

tar babies

Long story short, that's why I hate the Macy's Day Parade.

Smooth as a baby's......ventilation shaft???

Call child services. Octomom's at it again. It's more than just a black eye this time.

Cracked! You've found my sisters!

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do they come in any other colors?

Before you eat brains, first you must learn to crawl.

Seriously just who is making the shit that keeps turning up on these contests?

Obama promised change, didn't he?

So what the fuck is on the other one's face? WHATS ON HIS FACE?!?

Black on Black Climb....