Symptons of the swine flu may vary.
I told you not to throw bread out for him, now there's TWO!
Don't worry, Madonna will adopt her.
Always wear a condom. Even with your inflatable doll.
Nobody puts baby in a corner, especially if they're black, cause then that would be racist.
"oh yea?!? well you're face looks like my ass!"
As the twins grew older I suspected a little more everyday that my wife had cheated on me.
I don't like drugs anymore.
White vent faced babies be crawlin' walls like this...
black vent faced babies be crawlin' walls like that.
The architect told me I would love his variation on traditional gargoyles. Well... I don't.
this is why the octamom needs to stop procreating
It may be a statue, but the pigeons know to stay the fuck away.
I...I just...holy fuck, I need to go pray or something.
Faceless babies climbing walls. Goodbye forever, sleep!
I've had enough of these faceless mutherfuckin' obsidian babies crawlin' on the mutherfuckin' masonry!