Other Craptions

Fucking feminists figured out how to give men periods

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Piss

This is how you get "The Gay" out of you.

Idiot. Always, ALWAYS, ground yourself before peeing

How-to guide for the most intense orgasm ever.

Urine Big Trouble....

Attention: Peeing on the power lines will enable you to play the most kick-ass air guitar solo ever.

This is what the Chinese mean by "Erectricity"

The Death Star has a small exhaust port just below the....who's been fucking with my Power Point presentation?! Damned kids!

Da Vincie's first works lacked the brilliance of his later ones.

I regret nothingggg....

I use an underhand grip, myself

Wow, he was able to hit the exact spot indicated by the arrow. His aim is incredible.

Circuit diagrams just got sexy.

I can't tell if this is supposed to be a "Warning" picture or a "How-To."

This year's edition of "Suicide For Dummies" came with some helpful diagrams.

Rain drops keep falling on my head but that doesn't mean my eyes will soon be turning...what the fuck?

How is his foot bleeding out of his penis?

Little Jimmy was just your average high school student until pissing on some power lines gave him super powers. Now he struggles to bring order to a lawless city...this summer Arnold Schwarzenegger is The Pissinator

Vote for me. It's my birthday!

You know, cause this happens ALL THE TIME....

And now we know the color of excellence.

Oh, oh my god! I'm sorry! I can't stop coming, I'm sorry! It feels so good!

And that, boys and girls, is how babies are made.

Place girlfriend here.

Japanese archery is fucked up!!!

As the arrow flew through the air, hurtling towards Jim's head, he prepared to die. But suddenly, the arrow was stopped in mid-flight. For it was... Prostate-Cancer-Man!

The little known superhero "The Red Arrow" had a very peculiar sense of right and wrong.

He's doing The Stranger! Niiiiiiice.

see, the electricity tavels through your dick

Funny thing is that his name is Wang.....

Make sure your excretory system doesn't start at your pinky toe. If it does report to the nearest bridge.

I'm singing in the rain just singing in the..seriously what the fuck!?

The Japanese have porn for every fetish.

There is a potential Donkey Kong kill screen coming up if anyone is interested.

What the fuck did I do last night? And why does it smell like searing flesh?

Why did I drink so much crab juice?

The worst, but most exciting, way to get rid of worms.

Where will you be when Gonorreah strikes??

Stop your pissing and moaning

With new technology, you no longer need to be in the same room as a woman to give her the pleasure she needs...

Doc.....It Burns When I Pee....!

You try passing a red arrow shaped kidney stone

Do not cross the streams

When Male Orgazms Attack!

"So technically, it won't actually "kill" you." "Good enough for me!"

Fake! You don't pee from your foot.

...and that's why I'm not allowed near children..

Ummm. I'm embarrassed to mention this, but it looks different when I do it.