Craptions Classics April 28, 2009

Coming this summer: Michael Bay's "Jonah!"

zbeebs

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The inevitable Finding Nemo/Cars crossover from Pixar.

Brett-Butler

I think we're gonna need a bigger car.

michaeldrew

It's 2009 and they still can't make the fucking shark look real.

Ledouche

What can I say, he has good taste in cars.

slickjamesjik

Unsatisfied with his lot in life, the president of souvenir city decided to make his parking space the most badass parking space in the history of souvenir shops.

bigj2k

Everyone enjoys going to the Lawyer Museum!

DrTom

the Fast and the Furious series has really jumped the shark with this one

Gregoclock

Worst Tunnel of Love ever.

Kelly Robinson

No, i was looking for something a little tackier

crhino

Now, with the added lipstick, there IS no difference between Sarah Palin and a shark.

DrTom

8 year old Hot Wheels fanatic + a degree in civil engineering = awesome

radiobob

GM chose the more honorable Chapter 15, Bankruptcy by Shark

psu

If you're wondering why the shark looks in such pain, consider how the car got in.

ExtractOfCactus
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