Other Craptions

The inevitable Finding Nemo/Cars crossover from Pixar.

I think we're gonna need a bigger car.

It's 2009 and they still can't make the fucking shark look real.

What can I say, he has good taste in cars.

Unsatisfied with his lot in life, the president of souvenir city decided to make his parking space the most badass parking space in the history of souvenir shops.

Everyone enjoys going to the Lawyer Museum!

the Fast and the Furious series has really jumped the shark with this one

Worst Tunnel of Love ever.

No, i was looking for something a little tackier

Now, with the added lipstick, there IS no difference between Sarah Palin and a shark.

OM NOM NOM!

8 year old Hot Wheels fanatic + a degree in civil engineering = awesome

GM chose the more honorable Chapter 15, Bankruptcy by Shark

If you're wondering why the shark looks in such pain, consider how the car got in.

Now who the hell wants a souvenir of their divorce??

Cars aren't insured against Acts of Cod.

When you watch Jaws backwards its about a shark that keeps throwing up people till they are forced to open a beach

With whales spewing up $5000 an ounce ambergris from their stomachs, the sharks refused to be outdone.

Welcome to Souvenir City. Population: Shark

Jaws V: Meals on Wheels

The new Chevy Chum didn't sell too well.

ok NOW lets give the shark a laxative and watch him shit out a bentley

I find it odd that three countries seem to have claimed this as their territory.

Om nom nom.

when paper mache attacks

Another staggering defeat for the Jets.

Souvenir City -- where NOTHING'S too cheap or tacky!

Billy Mays here for the Mighty Shark Car Maker!

Jaws managed to keep secret from his family the fact he loved eating hot-rods.

He'd eat the car, but he's too exhausted.

In Souvenir City, Russia, shark jumps you!

"Hmph, the sun must have gone behind a OH MY F#@%ING LORD!!!"

Now THAT is what I call a key chain!!

GIMME BACK THAT FILET O' FISH!

I'll be impressed only when it farts out a geo

Pinocchio travels in style now.

This was a bottom feeder...which is why he settled for a Chrysler

My other car is a gorilla.

this probably seemed like a far better idea on paper

It was a fine spring day when Jacques Cousteau discovered that payback is a bitch.

Warning: Professional driver, closed track, stunt shark.

High fuel prices can be seen literally eating away at the U.S. automobile industry.

The Fast and the Toothiest!

Candygram

When it comes out the other end, it's a Ford Taurus.

Yeah, the color of that car would make me puke too!

Look, when you said there was a shark behind us, I thought you meant the police.

And once again Souvenir City literally swallows the competition.

That's why the new Camaro hasn't come out.