Other Craptions

The Bill Clinton Memorial

It looks even more inappropriate when the pigeons shit on her face.

NEVER cheat on Medusa.

Finally, art I can get behind. ... if you know what I mean.

I'm so glad my family let me pick out my own grave marker.

Statue of Liberty before she became famous...

Hookers at Pompeii are a tutorial for modern day sluts.

This sculpture sucks...

A blowjob so incredible, that it had to be immortalized in carbonite!

They put the bronze lady back on the bench every morning, and every night, those damn kids move it back to the ground.

The follow-up to "The Thinker" reveals what he was actually thinking about.

"No, that's my thigh, but good effort."

I'll take a blowjob... on the rocks.

King Midas was a giant douchebag

Too late, Chad realized that his first wish "to be hard as a rock and get head day and night" could have disastrous consequences....

If this is the bronze, I'd like to see the statues of the guys who won gold and silver.

A tribute to the Unknown Fluffer.

Statue-tory rape?

Dad, I think I know what college I'm going to.

"nice brass"

I once knew a woman who could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch, but this is ridiculous.

So, Courthouses can't have the Ten Commandments, but they can have this?

You taste like pennies.

Boba Fett's bounties weren't always found in dignified positions.

My next piece I like to call, "How J-Lo Got a Career"

"Mommy, where do Garden Gnomes come from?"

Once you go bronze, you will forever be stuck in a humiliating position.

"You never show any passion when we're getting intimate. You just sit there like a goddamn statue!"

And here we see early plans for the new Clinton Monument in Washington, DC

Is this where you want to be when Jesus comes back?

"Fuck, the cops are here. Play it cool..."

I'm a little rusty...if ya know what I mean

It was all fun and games until they looked back at Sodom.

Man, old-time punishments for sexual deviancy were ROUGH!

This statue was erected in honor of...haha I just said erected

Okay honey, I'm hard.

And those babies aren't silicone. They're tungsten.

The King was confused. He'd been pleased with Lady Mary for finding his contact lens. But when she saw the statue he'd commissioned, she was strangely upset. "Women," the King muttered.

Night at the Museum 3 was not a children's movie, despite populare belief.

Oil Can...Oil Can!!!

Rodin's "The Hummer."

Ewwwww. It tastes like copper.

He uses tinfoil for a condom

You'd be making the same face if your girl just sneezed all over your dick

Ah, I remember my first knee job. What a shindig that was.

Now THAT's what Willis was talkin' about!

STELLLAAAAA!!!! Don't use your teeth!

Even more fun than post-pubescent age, The bronze age.

I'd hit it. but i don't want tetanus