Other Craptions

....and gay men evolved from FABULOUS monkeys!

So THIS is the date that the white rabbit was so late for!!!

That caution tape needs to be put back up, for goodness sake.

Santa walked away laughing to himself, saying scornfully, "Maybe next year you'll leave some fucking cookies out."

"No I don't believe in that fat bastard santa clau....he's right behind me isn't he?"

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The Aisle of Dr. Moreau

And on the eighth day, God decided to fuck with us a little.

"And then the strangest thing happened.. They charged me a few dollars less than the price that was advertised."

When Elton John has a yard sale, it's a dandy!

The perfect gift for the furry loving pirate in your life.

Even Santa, the Easter Bunny, and the WTF Monkey felt the recent economic crunch...but only the WTF Monkey handled it with poise and grace

"Hi, we're from out of town. Could you direct us to the nearest Uranium refining facility?"

"Hi, I'm the Easter Bunny, and this is my 'life partner' Lance."

You are a furry gnome and we feed you too much!

"Planet of the Apes," directed by Ed Wood

There was a time when gay people had to wear costumes so people wouldn't recognize them.

This apron makes me look suave and rougish, don't you think?

I'm just going to walk away and pretend I never saw this.

The ending to the new M. Night Shyamalan movie left very little to the imagination

And retailers wonder why everybody just shops online now.

Shhh...lets not ruin something this beautiful with craptions.

QUEEN KONG

The gay ape had gotten so much ass from random places, his crotch was declared a danger zone.

"Ugh, they're out of Versace bags? This place is so tacky! Let's go back home so we can have lots of the gay sex that we love so much."

"Thank God these Furry costumes are crotchless! My dick 'n' nuts need to breathe!"

Elwood Dowd had other, much more frightening imaginary friends along with Harvey.

Christmas, Easter, Gay Pirate Monkey fest?

Now featuring costumes for all holidays: Easter, Christmas, and the day you came out of the closet.

The only non-blurry picture of bigfoot was quickly looked over as a fake because "it just looked so ridiculous."

"Assassinate Santa Claus? yea i can do it, I'm captain Pinkfur of the butt pirates after all, you better pay up after Mr. E. Rabbit

"Excuse me, where do you keep your pink fuzzy pirate costumes?" "Yes, that's in the Really Weird Shit section, aisle five."

It was only the warning label that stopped Paris Hilton from sucking his cock.

"Nice ankle bracelet, Floyd. Jesus we look like a couple of fucking idiots now."

Every 100 years, Santa lets one of the other fictional characters deliver presents on Christmas Day. Let's hope the Easter Bunny isn't busy...

Few people knew that, the rest of the year, Santa worked as a store security guard at Pier 9.

What cracks me up is that he looks so PROUD.

Looks like the director's cut of Planet of the apes. Did I mention the guy was a homosexual that was obsessed with bunnies? Why do I even try at craptions, I won't even get 3 Votes.

To cut costs, we've outsourced our retail jobs to freaks and the insane.

I didn't realise Elton John bought a Mexican Wrestling Federation.

Damn Crack'd, you make it so hard for me to keep my beastiality fetish in check

My Easter? ...No, no...let's talk about your Easter.

Nobody has written a craption yet. Be the first to write one!

Kong John Silver?

The last World of Warcraft expansion was truly pathetic.

This is what you get for trying to find a girl on Craigslist...........

Who would've guessed that memorabilia from J. Edgar Hoover's life would end up in a thrift store?

Back stage in an alternate reality where a gay Michael Bay directed both Donnie Darko and Pirates of the Caribbean simultaneously.

I don't think I like this version of Bambi!