Other Craptions

Black Beautie's cousin, Fabulous Fred.

On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. Tis a silly place.

God damn it! I've been to every store in this town and no one has myrhh.

You can lead a horse to water but you can't park it here. That's a $50 ticket.

Considering what "Pimp My Horse" COULD mean, I guess this is pretty harmless.

The horse may have no name, but he does have style.

And all the king's horses, and all the kings men, still couldn't get him out of that parking ticket.

Every once in a while, even Don Quixote had to stop and take a shit.

The old Popemobile

Read the sign fucktard, it says motorcycle parking...not homo-horse parking.

I always hide my horse under a rug in rough areas, so it doesn't get stolen

Slumdog Millionaire II: The Stupid Shit He Bought.

Once the world found out Mr. Ed could talk, they made him join the traveling circus. Needless to say his life has been horrible ever since.

After the Oil Market collapse, Xibit had to resort to falling back to a new show idea, "Pimp My Steed".

My other horse is a Clydesdale.

Mr. Ed following his conversion to Islam.

Eventually the arabs figured out what made the magic carpet move.

Thats not what i meant when i asked for a Mustang even the Queen would be jealous of!!

The deleted, "Let's accessorize!!!" scene from Brokeback Mountain.

"You stay here and pretend to be a motorcycle. The Pope don't need another parking ticket, Silver Moses."

Chaos in the middle east. Horse parked in bike spot.

After the carnival closed down, the carousel horses were forced to take to the streets.

The "P" stands for "Pgay-ass horses only."

Everyone could tell when the rich asshole rode through the poor part of Bajihaghistan.

"Thank God the cameraman can't see my enormous horse penis."

asshole. That doesn't look like a motorcycle to me!

In the time before the Internets, Persian Rug salesmen would roam from town to town displaying their wares.

I would consider the "Flying Carpet" myth BUSTED if the mythbusters team had put it underneath the horse.

Fabulous Farsi is currently at 135:1 to win the Kentucky Derby

On second thought, *just* the horse you rode in on.

Due to the energy crisis, the Popemobile was traded in for a horse....a gelding, of course.

Ten minutes later, the French got boners.

Dear god, at least SOMEONES economy is worse than ours

One of the 3 wise men had to pull over to take a massive dump

Richard Simmons stops for a drink and leaves his horse, Pierre, outside.

That's a horse, not a Hog!

Pegasus suffers the economic crunch as well...

Everything I know about Istanbul I learned from They Might Be Giants.

Fuck you and the horse you rode in on....oh someone else already did.

I used to have one of those in blue.

That motorcycle looks suspiciously like a horse.

Turkmenistan's Presidential Motorcade. "It's funny cause they're poor."

Bedazzling of farm animals is illegal in most developed countries, however in the third world such crimes against nature are common

Looks like a bad NEIGHbourhood. Yeah, well fuck you too.

This may be a one horse town, but they have one hell of a horse!

Iraq's hottest new show, Pimp my Pony.

A hay burner in a rice burner spot.

Typical! The four legged horses always trying to keep us threes down! Fuck them, I'll stand wherever I want to fucking stand!

This is the horse that God rides while SMITING!