Craptions Classics April 25, 2009

It may be a one horse town, but it's a very nice horse.

Blinker_Fluid

Other Craptions

Black Beautie's cousin, Fabulous Fred.

Iceland

On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. Tis a silly place.

Blinker_Fluid

God damn it! I've been to every store in this town and no one has myrhh.

Blinker_Fluid

You can lead a horse to water but you can't park it here. That's a $50 ticket.

pulpfriction

Considering what "Pimp My Horse" COULD mean, I guess this is pretty harmless.

queenarcoleptia

The horse may have no name, but he does have style.

MourningStar

And all the king's horses, and all the kings men, still couldn't get him out of that parking ticket.

Actionopoly

Every once in a while, even Don Quixote had to stop and take a shit.

DrTom

The old Popemobile

SBTL

Read the sign fucktard, it says motorcycle parking...not homo-horse parking.

LazyTheKid

I always hide my horse under a rug in rough areas, so it doesn't get stolen

ExtractOfCactus

Slumdog Millionaire II: The Stupid Shit He Bought.

shiftysdad

Once the world found out Mr. Ed could talk, they made him join the traveling circus. Needless to say his life has been horrible ever since.

warcraft004

After the Oil Market collapse, Xibit had to resort to falling back to a new show idea, "Pimp My Steed".

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