Craptions Classics April 24, 2009

Headline: Skinhead Attacks World's Blackest Man

jessen

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Even the front yard of George Takei's house is gay.

DrTom

If you build it, every (#$@! Trekkie will come.

DrTom

Wrong convention, my furry friend... now MARCH!

crazyivan

Why do I even post here, I never get more then 6 votes.

ThePlatypus

I bet Captain Kirk nailed at least one of them.

dubiousmx

Well, it appears there is life out there. I'm just not sure about the "intelligent" part...

Jeff Kelly

Stardate 47324.5: I'm still out of contact with my crew, and my captor is a real dick who makes me dress up in ridiculous costumes.

Jeff Kelly

Assimilate this!

warcraft004

Why you never want to take the bus to the last stop

ATPkid

As he exited the Port-o-John, Steve finally snapped as Larry questioned (for the 100th time) "Did you erradicate all of the Kingons from Uranus?"

Priapism

Pixar is barely trying these days

crhino

With Priceline, you can travel to this sad little monument in bum-fuck Idaho for less than a hundred dollars!

Iapyx

That black thing will prob live cause he isn't wearing an Ensign uniform.

warcraft004

Welcome to "Never seen a Vagina in real life" Park

norlock
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