Other Craptions

Even the front yard of George Takei's house is gay.

If you build it, every (#$@! Trekkie will come.

Wrong convention, my furry friend... now MARCH!

Why do I even post here, I never get more then 6 votes.

I bet Captain Kirk nailed at least one of them.

Well, it appears there is life out there. I'm just not sure about the "intelligent" part...

Stardate 47324.5: I'm still out of contact with my crew, and my captor is a real dick who makes me dress up in ridiculous costumes.

Why you never want to take the bus to the last stop

Assimilate this!

As he exited the Port-o-John, Steve finally snapped as Larry questioned (for the 100th time) "Did you erradicate all of the Kingons from Uranus?"

Pixar is barely trying these days

With Priceline, you can travel to this sad little monument in bum-fuck Idaho for less than a hundred dollars!

That black thing will prob live cause he isn't wearing an Ensign uniform.

"Sulu, set phasers on 'Get a Life.' "

Welcome to "Never seen a Vagina in real life" Park

The alien invasion was quickly thwarted by a group of school children with a jump rope.

In the year 2200, as the Earth President chased down and raped the last invading alien, we knew who was the better race

The new Star Trek movie... blah blah blah

Worst World of Warcraft re-enactment EVER!

"Star Trek," directed by Ed Wood.

Hey somebody fucked up here. These weren't the 72 virgins that I had in mind.

Apparently the Star Fleet Academy will take anyone as long as their check clears.

Hey guys come on hes probably just trying to get his TV back or something

"You make fun of me because I have ONE hair on my head?? YOU'RE THE ONE THAT'S BALD!!"

So THAT'S what's in the middle of nowhere!

"Emperor Ming, you've just conquered all of humanity. What will you do now?" - "I'm gonna fuck a martian at Disneyland."

The site of dignity's last stand.

The new Star Trek movie has some amazing special effects! (not pictured here)

"Star Trek 30: The Search For Sock"

Picture Above: The Tomb of the Unknown Virgin

And again we see a middle aged white person in uniform terrorizing a black guy!

Captain's log stardate 3275: We've made contact with a species called Quebecers, and have officially recognized them as a sovereign nation of reckless driving, poutine eating bellyachers

"That Klingon is going to kill that creature, Captain!" "I know, Ensign, but the Federation has a strict policy of non-interference." "So we are just going to watch him die?" "Nope! Who's up for a Bacon Deluxe?!"

To bodly go where no woman would want to go . . .

The moment the bald guy turns around, the black creature is gonna steal the Enterprise's radio...

Ming the Merciless chases a Teletubbie around a starship. God bless America.

...and that's how I found $20!

FRANCE SURRENDERS! IN SOVIET RUSSIA CRAPTION WRITES YOU! SCIENTOLOGY IS WEIRD! GERMANS ARE MEAN! JAPAN IS INSANE!

Klingon Prostitution ring

Having defeated Flash Gordon, Emperor Ming of Mongo sets his sights on one James T. Kirk.

The trees in the background could no nothing but look on sadly as Mr. Fuzzywumpkins was slaughtered mercilessly by barbarians.

Jerry felt misled by the first response to his Craig's List ad for "enterprising black pussy"

Fuck!!! We almost made it to the gas station!

In a parallel universe, these guys are the douchebags who regularly beat up athletes.

In an extreme twist on Live Action Role Playing, the Klingons beat the shit out of the Furries.

Kirk: "My ... god Spock, they are enormous!" Spock: "Indeed captain." Kirk: "There ... are no women around. Take us out of here." Sulu: "Yes captain."

OH NOES! A GIANT STARK TREK NOVELTY MAGNIFYING GLASS!

This is MY heaven. Shatner is God!

"Mr. Sulu, when I said to park it anywhere, I meant anywhere in orbit."