The Garden of Eden was a lonely place before Eve arrived.
A memorial honoring Suk Wang, the first man told to "go fuck himself" who could actually accomplish the feat.
That is not what I would be doing with that ability
Little known fact: the French actually have a monument to surrendering.
"Ha! I found it WITHOUT two hands and a roadmap!"
HAH! pretty hard to make a "5 minutes later, France surrendered" joke today, idiots!
Because he can.
If Hollywood were more truthful, this would be the model for Oscar statues.
Everyone knows about China's famous Terracotta Warriors who guard the first emperor's soul from destruction, but not everyone knows about the Terrecotta Ass-Kissers who guard his feelings from being hurt.
I spy with my brown eye....my chin
oddly enough, this is a bike rack.
After the arrest, Officer Gordon admitted that he "wasn't sure what exactly the man was doing, but it damn sure looked illegal."
All the contestants on Nepal's Got Talent are just creepy.
YMCA in chinese is a much more difficult dance.
"This is not torture." - George W. Bush