Other Craptions

A memorial honoring Suk Wang, the first man told to "go fuck himself" who could actually accomplish the feat.

That is not what I would be doing with that ability

Little known fact: the French actually have a monument to surrendering.

"Ha! I found it WITHOUT two hands and a roadmap!"

HAH! pretty hard to make a "5 minutes later, France surrendered" joke today, idiots!

Because he can.

If Hollywood were more truthful, this would be the model for Oscar statues.

Everyone knows about China's famous Terracotta Warriors who guard the first emperor's soul from destruction, but not everyone knows about the Terrecotta Ass-Kissers who guard his feelings from being hurt.

I spy with my brown eye....my chin

oddly enough, this is a bike rack.

After the arrest, Officer Gordon admitted that he "wasn't sure what exactly the man was doing, but it damn sure looked illegal."

All the contestants on Nepal's Got Talent are just creepy.

YMCA in chinese is a much more difficult dance.

"This is not torture." - George W. Bush

Yet I can't have pink flamingos in my yard. Fuck the neighborhood association.

Good thing its not a fountain

There must be an easier way to check for testicular cancer.

Years of dedication finally paid off the first time the monk tossed his own salad.

The Secret Garden's secret was a lot more disturbing than you would think...

Brought to you by the letter b

Hey, my boss finally pulled his head out.

FAKE! not a real person.

The eternal punishment of Sumar the Flatulent

Finally, my love of gardening and Kama Sutra can coexist peacefully

Dhalsim was kicked out of the Street Fighter tournament after being caught with pot.

The winner of "Oh yeah, watch this" contest.

My butt DOES stink! Hey Shirley, you were right, my butt stinks!!!

It was unconventional, but it sure kept the Jehovah's Witnesses away.

Not to be outdone by Japan, China attempts to up the bat-shit crazy ante.

"Hold my beer and watch this shit!!!!"

HELP! I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET.....well, actually, false alarm...I think I can handle it myself.

Kiss "MY" Ass? Why yes I can.

It took Michelangelo a few tries to get it right...

This picture is making me want to not celebrate Earth Day in any way.

You, too, can be the proud owner of a child's bedpost from Neverland Ranch!

Alright, who put crazy glue in the massage oils?

The entrance to the Jim Carey Memorial.

Some superpowers help you fight crime and spread goodwill to men. Others are AWESOME.

Sales force training 101

How mute men try to pick up women

Talk about getting caught holding the weed.

Looks like he's stuck between a rock and a hard-on place.

what a butthead

A second later, Carlos sneezed, and never managed to get the potting soil out.

No Silly... You don't get mindfucked that way

In Soviet Russia, ass kisses you!

Remember kids, when someone screams "Look out! Behind you!!", there are easier ways to go about it.

Greehouse gas saver: Swallow your Farts!

They said mine was one of a kind! Bastards!