Craptions Classics April 22, 2009

Damn. It's hard to type a craption with only one hand.

Bishopwhitet

Other Craptions

We're here! We're queer! This thing is hard to steer!

Battlecat

Barricade your back gate! They have a battering ram!

slickjamesjik

S.W.A.T. teams in San Francisco.

deaved_wrath

5 minutes later, France surrendered.

WiisusChrist

Feel the rhythm! Feel the rhyme! Get on up, its gay bobsled time! COOL RUNNINGS!

warcraft004

Even Playboy is effected by the recession!

MourningStar

There's Good Friday, Holy Saturday, Easter Sunday, and Gay Monday.

orphan

The Hare Club for Men.

BowToTheBard

Not Pictured: Manhood

warcraft004

Those 72 virgins you Muslim extremists are hoping for? Here's the first shipment.

zbeebs

Soon, you'll see them in a field going at it like... well, you know.

orphan

The new Star Trek movie just looks awful.

tallestmunchkin

The green buttons show who the captains are on the San Francisco bobsled team.

warcraft004
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