Other Craptions

Just like the people, the sushi in San Francisco is gay, fabulous, and high.

Your worst kitemare.

Skyyy Krakens in flight - Afternoon Delight!

We're trying to prepare our children for tentacle porn at an early age.

Oh, good... I think the acid's starting to kick in.

Partly cloudy, with a chance of squid.

Apparently the staff at cracked needed to give us a reason to make more tentacle rape jokes. If that's possible.

The flying spaghetti monster turned out to be a trinity.

Sex education in Japan is not quite as effective...

And on the third day He created the flying octopuses.....and it was good.

You know it's spring when the squids return to Capistrano.

Yeah, well I said I'll do it when PIGS fly.

We can't stop here, this is squid country

Unlike the better known Horsemen of the Apocalypse, the Calamari of the Apocalypse are "Global Warming", "Flooding", and the "Philadelphia Phillies winning the World Series."

God, the new Star Trek is gonna SUCK.

3 Octopi, 24 tentacles, one cup.

Dr. Zoidberg had a lot of different powers in the japanese version of Futurama.

The flying squids spent the good part of the day tying strings to humans and dragging them along the ground.

Oh Shit! The fucking Scientologists were right!!

20,000 leagues over the sea

JAPAN IS ATTACKING!

Think up all the witty craptions you want...secretly you want one.

Bye, and thanks for all the fish.

We're gonna need a bigger boat.

I like the gay vortex in the middle

Cthulu Kites! For the little Yog-Sothoth in all of us.

How many kids does it take to fly an octopus? 6 - one to hold the string and 5 to go "There should be an iphone app for this"

I for one welcome our new crustacean overlords.

Superman decided to impregnate God

Okay homeschoolers, we've got flying octopi. NOW will you start teaching evolution?

Raising awareness about crabs...literally.

I can't believe I miss one gay board meeting and the rainbow langoliers are already here!

I just love a good game of Squidditch!

Cthulu's fabulous cousins.

Fuck you Ed Wood i can still see the strings

Notice the bridge...this was done in San Francisco!

Vote for this craption if you believe the yellow one is clearly gay.

Ah, this reminds me of the first time I went mad

one squid, two squid, red squid, blue squid.....

"If man were meant to fly, God would have given him tentacles..."

Do not be fooled by their cute and cuddly exterior. Some children are actually puppets controlled by the flying squid menace!

Missionaries from the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster were sent out today in efforts to convert mankind to Pastafarianism.

Billy Mays here, with the amazing flying squid atmospheric sanitizer

Marine biology for airheads.

Not pictured: Rod Steiger manning the harpoon cannon at Fisherman's Wharf.

All right, you're gonna love this one. Three lavish nightmares that God aborted and a vortex float into a bar...

When squids evolve, they don't fuck around.

And the kids never wanted to return to that park ... Ever Again!

Sure they look cool, but can I put them in my ass?