Other Craptions

Hey guys, it's 4/20. If your high vote for my Craption. If your going to be high in the near future, vote for mine also.

we can rebuild him. Make him strong, faster, and infinitely creepier than before.

Most people baby-proof the house. Visionaries build a more durable baby.

Hey ladies, imagine shoving THAT head-first through your cooter!

"Earth has no sorrow that Heaven can't heal", ... This baby begs to differ...

Even Hitler was all, "Whoa, let's not get CRAZY here."

Another Chinese Made Toy Recalled! WHY???

Woof! Woof! I shouldn't be alive!

Toy Story 3 is gonna suck...

God shelved the superbaby idea.

Optimus Premie

Why get an abortion when you can just sell the damn thing

Nobody puts baby in a corner

Coke Adds Life... but maybe it shouldn't.

crash test baby

What Paris Hilton's baby will look like.

Geppetto promised to make me "a real man" after lunch. I wonder what that means.

Half-Baby, Half-dog ALL evil

Having adopted a child from every continent already, Angelina Jolie has decided to start adopting future babies

Nightmares of Toy Story are coming back!!

Go ahead ... press the red button. I dare you ...

That tag on it's wrist is actually a suicide note. No one actually killed themselves, it just seemed appropriate.

oh, here's your problem: you had it set to EVIL

I'll have a Coke, then

They call this sex position Puppy Style

Price: $4.75 and your soul!

Number 7 of 12 of the "Ed Gein Action Playset".

The tag says: "White people will pay big money for any old shit. Oh, and this is $300."

hey guys, it's 4/20. if YOU'RE high, vote for my craption. if YOU'RE going to be high in the near future, vote for mine also.

One of these is made every time you jack it in the shower.

Baby-terrifies-alot.

This is what Creationists actually believe.

See what doing too much Coke during pregnency does to babies.

Look, a mechanical baby that subsists on Coke, and craps out proverbs!

It also says Moma, and it is voiced by Nick Nolte

There once was a baby named Gretel, whose mom boiled 'er up in the kettle. She cried and she squealed 'til her skin came a-peeled, and we found that she's made out of metal!

Apple, you've gone too far!

Now octomom only has 7 babies left to put up for "adoption"

I can't make it out... how much for the oddly-shaped robot baby?

1/2 dog, 1/2 baby = Awesome

Before the Coke-a-cola Polar Bear there was the Coke-a-cola Robo-baby... not quite as popular.

"how do you make a baby? well, you take a doll head and some old hockey pads, and ahh, honey, you want to help me out here?"

I think it's time to put Grandma out of her misery. Her taste in decor has gone to hell.

It walks, it talks, it consumes your mortal soul. Now starting at $12.50

When we started the project, we thought we were Gods. It wasn't until after we made this little guy that we realized we were just a bunch of scientists fucking around.

Well, I was looking for a wish-granting monkey's paw, but I guess this will have to do.

world's creepiest head shop. wait, where's the weed go on this thing anyways?

Tom Cruise was always a little different.

Aisle 3: Coca-Cola, Cyborg Babies, Pithy Placards.