Other Craptions

Amy Winehouse gets back into shape.

He was Poseidon, King of the Sea. She was the man from The Rocky Horror Picture Show. This Summer Matthew McConaughey is A Fish out of Water.

No matter who wins, they will still be losers..

In Spain, they have the running of the bull. In San Francisco, they have the running of the transexual lamb.

The immunity challenges on Gay Survivor are even harder. (Pun intended)

Keep this in mind when that hot elf chick in Warcraft wants to cyber with you.

This is why I don't like people.

Xena - Gender Bending Princess.

Is it me, or have Axe commercials really gone downhill lately?

Live action "the little mermaid" and its all-rapist cast.

"O'er amber waves of grain... and a tranny being chased by a sheep. America, America..."

GET HER BURN THE WITCH

Wish I was wearing that Rapex dick destroyer now...

Deleted scene from "The Happening"

man fantasy movies make less sense every day.

I kinda see why the gods stopped participating in the Olympics.

How the Starbucks logo was born

FAKE!!! That's clearly a dude!

It's the Benny Hill Memorial 5K.

What about a nice game of Capture the Fag?

Harvey looked a bit sheepish after finding out his blind date was actually a man.

For the love of god dude! I'm a Mer-MAN!

On the set of the Pauly Shore remake of "Xena: Warrior Princess"

This is surely a wish gone horribly, horribly wrong.

Ariel's other sister's quest for legs was a lot less sexy.

from the sheeps point of view, thats a brunette in tight pants with a sweet ass

In Soviet Russia, lamb kabob you.

At this point, Tim Burton is completely senile.

"He had soft features", Poseidon later told the guys in an attempt to regain a shred of pride, "any of you could have made the same mistake..."

"Last one there has to wear khakis and a polo!"

Next on "Rupaul's Drag Race"...

NO! Godammit no! The sheep man will NOT lose to the transvestite for the third damn year in a row!

he's got a 5 on his chest when he's clearly a 2 at best

Aquaman: The Later Years

Get out of my sexual fantasies cracked!

The new Justice League wasn't quite the same once Aquaman was put in charge.

The race between cross-dressing Howard Stern and the love-child of Poseidon and a sheep. Nobody wins!

*Can't concentrate on writing craption. Leaving to purge image from head now.*

Say what you will, but you know that this is what the founding fathers would have wanted.

You'd run too...

"Cracked"..Company Picnic.

At least the budget cuts haven't made Lost any less weird.

Ironically in Greek mythology Posieden was know for his shag carpet beard

Although his eyesight had seriously degraded, Poseidon refused to wear his glasses.

There's all kinds of chafing going on here that I don't even want to think about.

Should have gotten that Delorian to 88.

Everyone's good at something. Some somethings, though, are pretty gay.

in northern Wales, sheep shag you.

T-Pain did not have this in mind when he claimed to have fucked a mermaid