Other Craptions

I love fucking with the Google Earth street view people.

Driving while flux capacitated.

"Out a time" ?? I'd say someone has "Too much time"

Paper beats rock.

"Back to Future" home kit, available at fine stores everywhere. Bea Arthur sex doll not included.

I just thought of an awesome mod for my Barbecue.

and nothing of value was lost

what Gladstone did during the HBN break

Last night, Darth Vader came down from planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn't take Lorraine out that he'd melt my brain.

Why did I let Michael J Fox drive?!?

1.21 Gigawatts went a lot further in 1985...

yo dawg we heard you liked back to the future so we put a delorean in your wall so you can not drive it.

Don't get your flux capacitor in a twist, Doc. It's only cardboard and tin foil.

HOLY SHIT FUCK AGUAHGU! FIRE THERS A FUCKIN FIRE AGUAHGUA OH NO OH SHIT WHAT DO I DO WHAT DO I DO STOP DROP AND ROLL WHAT THE FUCK MY CAR IS RUINED AW HAT EH WAHT THTE FUCK MAN! SIHTHS ?!?!?! THIS FUCKIN SUCKS I DIDNT GET THE INSRUAC E HOLY SHIT DUDE

...and that is why you don't cook an aluminum foil covered potato in the microwave.

Apparently, the Craption people on Saturday are student workers.

cars were made for something and that is called a road

Giga-a-whaaaat?

Apparently where they were going DID need roads.

freaking women drivers

Why am I suddenly strangely attracted to Doc Brown...oh..I see it now.

And the U.S. government claims they had no forewarning of 911...

Sadly, Back to the Future 4 went straight to video. Low-budget effects may have had something to do with that.

Movies of the 1980s + Cardboard + Tinfoil + Jello Shooters = BEST AFTERNOON EVER

So the flux capacitor was made of cardboard and Doc was a bachelorette blowup doll...makes sense to me.

Ah! The Libyans!

Dammit! I never should have let Dale Earnhardt drive the DeLorean.

What usually occurs when a crazy old man tells you to drive his DeLorean to 88 miles an hour because it will "take you back in time"

smuggling drugs through time. Crack to the Future

But WHY does the artist hate movies so much?

Tim Burton's Back to the Future.

Back To The Future 4: Now We're Just Screwing With You

... and that's why Deloreons are no longer used.

Never let a dude with Parkinson's drive

More proof that remakes suck.

Ironically, this is a display outside of the Parkinison's house in Atlanta, GA.

The Nativity: courtesy of the Church of Scientolgy

Someone had time for this.

Roads? Where we're going we don't... oh shit, roads!

E! News was very embarrassed when no one realized that the man they'd been interviewing was simply a mannequin rather than famed comedic actor Christopher Lloyd.

OH GOD, OH GOD, WHAT DID WE CHANGE IN THE PAST?

"professor;¿didn´t you consider that someone might build a wall here 80 years in the future?...." "shut up marty"

Doc's assumption that not needing roads for where he was going corresponded to a lack of necessity for brakes as well proved to be foolhardy at best.

Previously on LOST...

Relax, Doc...you just got punk'd.

My other car is... a DeLorean. The front bit. It's over there.

When my kids found my blow up doll, this was the best thing I could think of to explain it

If it were me I'da put a different vanity plate on it. "OUTAMONEY"

GREAT SCOTT!