Craptions Classics April 17, 2009

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ROBOT: "Am I on TV?! Oh shit! I just want to say Megatron rules! Optimus sucks my USB port! Cybertron High! Woooooo!"

Dr.Pepper

Bend over! I am Fucktimus Prime!

AwakeAllTheTime

The Kill-Bot 2000 just didn't have the courage to talk to Maria, and to make matters worse, he didn't have the arms to jerk off thinking about her later.

Jeff Kelly

"And now Almighty Killmungotron with the weather... Killmungotron?"

gm_zero

Stephen Hawkins decided it was time for an upgrade

pulpfriction

Diane had trouble composing herself when she learned her latest news assignment, a segment called "Doing the robot," was not, in fact, about a dance craze.

Jeff Kelly

"And I, for one, welcome our new robot overlords. Janet, back to you."

CavalierX

all your reporter are belong to us

pills74

No, Mr. Cheney won't be taking any questions.

tallestmunchkin

"and in other news......WE'RE ALL GONNA FUCKING DIE!!!!!. Now heres Tom with Sports"

burjennio

I got my vibrator upgraded, and now it won't leave me alone.

Rex-Jester

Welcome back to Channel 1001110100010101 News.

racedogg2

wow... CBS News always reports on the most relevant shit ever!

gamefreakjohnny

Reporter: Robo, excuse me, Robo, any special message for all the kids watching at home? RoboCop: Stay out of trouble.

warcraft004
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