Other Craptions

ROBOT: "Am I on TV?! Oh shit! I just want to say Megatron rules! Optimus sucks my USB port! Cybertron High! Woooooo!"

Bend over! I am Fucktimus Prime!

The Kill-Bot 2000 just didn't have the courage to talk to Maria, and to make matters worse, he didn't have the arms to jerk off thinking about her later.

"And now Almighty Killmungotron with the weather... Killmungotron?"

Stephen Hawkins decided it was time for an upgrade

Diane had trouble composing herself when she learned her latest news assignment, a segment called "Doing the robot," was not, in fact, about a dance craze.

"And I, for one, welcome our new robot overlords. Janet, back to you."

all your reporter are belong to us

No, Mr. Cheney won't be taking any questions.

"and in other news......WE'RE ALL GONNA FUCKING DIE!!!!!. Now heres Tom with Sports"

I got my vibrator upgraded, and now it won't leave me alone.

Welcome back to Channel 1001110100010101 News.

wow... CBS News always reports on the most relevant shit ever!

Reporter: Robo, excuse me, Robo, any special message for all the kids watching at home? RoboCop: Stay out of trouble.

"And now this concludes day four of there being no actual news to report."

Okay, so gay marriage WAS a slippery slope.

Thank you, eHarmony!

He transforms into a sybian.

Everytime a news anchor sneezes, a robot get his wings.

RoboMan got a lot of laughs when he went streaking... on live television!

You know what I hate...robots. Oh, there's one right behind me , isn't there?

And that, my friends, is how you disarm a sexual predator.

That's right, Ted, I'm on the scene here doing yet another mother$#&*ing fluff piece

Behold: The Sperminator!

"This is Sarah Conner reporting for Channel Six---OH MY GOD NOOOOOOOOOO AAARAARRaareeIIeeaa...>!!!!!!

With the help of a geneticist and a skilled mechanic, Dan Rather figures out a way to get back on CBS, as the NEWSBOT-2000

The new episodes of Power Rangers are getting weird.

Unfortunately, the CBS news reporter was also named Sarah Conner.

What can I say...The heart wants what it wants.

The king of robot porn, Tron Jeremy..

We're reporting live from the set of Michael Bay's "Wizard of Oz"...

After the break-up of Daft Punk, an ill-fated solo career was attempted.

Pictured: An easily programmable unit that will say anything you want it to, and a robot.

"Hey baby, once you go sophisticated robot with no arms, legs or mouth and with funky looking wing things and cold lifeless eyes, you never go back."

Cybermen finally got a makeover, THANK GOD

That camera looks pretty high tech.

"I'm Terri Michels here with the T1000, who is demonstrating to secure his right to marry a Roomba."

I can put my arm back on. CAN YOU?

These blades may look cool, but he has just chopped off both his hands with them

"Come on," thought the news reporter, quietly. "Just look down and pretend you didn't get the shitty end-of-news quirky story. It'll happen someday. SOMEDAY!"

"Stewart - barn door is open!"

the interview with the terminator didn't go as well as planed, she died.

In this reporters opinion, the new prototype Army robot seemed incredibly weak, unreasonably underpowered, and pretty ugly by today's,... He's standing right behind me, isn't he.

An everyday item in your own home may become sentient and kill you. That item and more at 10:00.

People are making so many innuendo/seelated comments here, but can I point out a rather large flaw? He doesn't have a FUCKING PENIS! (Err, no pun intended...)

"And it makes toast!"

He's just after her for her freaky thin robotic fingers.

"Mr. Neutronius, do you have anything to say to the man who took both your hands?"

Mr. Jackson....Mr. Jackson.....How Do You Feel About Being Acquitted Yet Again On Child Molestation Charges????