Craptions Classics April 16, 2009

thats soooooooooo Raven!

burjennio

Other Craptions

She's not that hot. Look at the crow's feet on her face.

GaseousClay

She's cute, but I get the feeling she's taken a lot of peckers in her day ...

slickjamesjik

You were supposed to bake those blackbirds into a pie, not into a tart...

MillsC9

Quoth the raven: "What the fuck?!"

Thomas Calnan

Jill would never wear "Carrion" by Calvin Klein again

Iapyx

She would be screaming in pain, but you know... botox

MillsC9

Worst. Scarecrow. EVER.

CavalierX

Oh my God! That woman's being murdered!

dubiousmx

Well, since you can't wear fur anymore....

Smithereen

Said ten ravens at Hell's door "We hate it here, it's such a bore Let's go to Earth and all explore" "I heard there's sexy chick(en)s galore!" They all found one, and they all "scored" Quoth the ravens, "What a whore."

Sequida

Tweeting is all the rage nowadays.

Priapism

A tribute to Martha Stewart?

WOITAS

I said I want to meet an attractive bird, not an attractor of birds.

slickjamesjik

Edgar Allen Poe's runway show

will347
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