Other Craptions

She's not that hot. Look at the crow's feet on her face.

She's cute, but I get the feeling she's taken a lot of peckers in her day ...

You were supposed to bake those blackbirds into a pie, not into a tart...

Quoth the raven: "What the fuck?!"

Jill would never wear "Carrion" by Calvin Klein again

She would be screaming in pain, but you know... botox

Worst. Scarecrow. EVER.

Oh my God! That woman's being murdered!

Well, since you can't wear fur anymore....

Said ten ravens at Hell's door "We hate it here, it's such a bore Let's go to Earth and all explore" "I heard there's sexy chick(en)s galore!" They all found one, and they all "scored" Quoth the ravens, "What a whore."

Tweeting is all the rage nowadays.

A tribute to Martha Stewart?

I said I want to meet an attractive bird, not an attractor of birds.

Edgar Allen Poe's runway show

Finally a craption I can masturbate to without feeling like a freak! Oh and there's a chick too

There's a reason a group of Crows are called a murder.

bird bird bird, bird is the word. sorry

I hope I can keep that calm demeanor when the birds eat MY face. Well played.

Professional news anchors always keep smiling, no matter what the story is.

She got that jacket of sale!

And you thought CRABS were bad.

Blackbird singing in the dead of night. Take this sharpened beak. Attack my ex-wife. All my life. I was only waiting for this moment to arrive.

Warning: This bug repellent may have rare, but serious, side effects.

Hey Guys ... Would Ya Still????

Alfred Hitchcock's Couture line only had a limited appeal.

Forget it Palin, nobody cares anymore.

Just like "Psycho", a remake of "The Birds" is gonna suck.

What a weird protest... okay PETA, I give up.

Not pictured: The twenty cats following her.

...And then the birds raped her. Give it to me straight doctor. Do i have a career in Japanese porn? Or am I just crazy?

A bird on the head is worth two on the tits

Yea she has an unholy army of crows, but I'd still hit it.

Surprisingly, France didn't surrender.

A bunch of annoying creatures pecking away at once... isn't that called a message board?

Important moments in evolution: Ravens figure out how to cop a feel.

That's So Raven! seemed to lose its fan base when Tim Burton directed the 6th season

After becoming a Zombie, Karen didn't worry about the crows anymore.

Your move, Japan.

Least effective scarecrow ever.

HOLY SHIT, IT WAS A TRAP!

I wanted that smug bitch to eat crow, but the other way around is okay, too.

Give us a little peck, love.

How embarrassing. I wore my crows to the same event.

Not one for making herself look stupid in public, Susan knew if she kept smiling and didn't scream, no-one would notice....

If Alfred Hitchcock had been a fashion designer instead of a filmmaker...

NBC's newest action series "Womanimal" will not be picked up for an additional season.

Way to die #32,091

Batman's new girlfriend, the menstruating crow

As fetishes go I guess it could be worse...