Other Craptions

Wheeee!

I am sick of these motherfucking snakepeople on this motherfucking limbo stick!

I always feel like I get screwed over on my taxes too

It was a good idea, until his penis got ripped off.

"Attention: The seatbelt is not worn like this"

He came from the suburbs, but he dances like he's from the street!

Who divided by zero?

Warning! You're about to get screwed!

In Soviet Russia, joints roll you.

In order to play Gumby in the new live action movie, you must be T H I S flexible.

Welcome to the Internal Revenue Service headquarters.

Solution to the 'all-out-of-toilet-paper' problem?

Mr. Fantastic versus the Inanimate Carbon Rod

someone just fucking vote for my caption already

We'll help you stay at the Y... OH MY GOD, ITS GOT ME!!!

Warning: Falling 'head over heels' is more painful than it sounds

Look Ma, no spine!

Looks like Gumby finally got caught for tax evasion.

Caution: Pigeon Toed People Entering This Area Will Be Sucked Into A Vortex!

It's not the size of your pole that counts. Its how you use it.

Should I be worried that my chiropractor has this sign hanging outside his office?

If you were that flexible you'd be celebrating too.

No seriously, are we really going to let "Wheeee!" be the fucking winning craption? What the fuck is wrong with all you?

No way in fuck someone's gonna write 'wheeee' and win a goddamn craption.

SOYLENT GREEN BRAND TOILET PAPER IS PEOPLE! IT'S PEOPLE!

The only correct way to form the Y, M, C, and A at once.

Paradoxically, the spineless were the only ones that weren't afraid of The Thingy.

Caution: Chuck Norris nearby. Stay out of his way.

"Let's see you slip out of my hands NOW, you fucking double edged piston or whatever!"

Caution! Funky Breakdancing May Occur Randomly!

This is how companies have started labeling your W-2's now.

You are now entering the fireman on LSD zone.

Now Mr.Fantastic is just being a dick...

At first, there were some minor technical difficulties with the Large Hadron Collider.

Dr. Sam Beckett leaped into the life of a fluorescent light tube, thus putting things wrong that had once been right.

Rejected Kama Sutra Page #389

More bars in more places

Now enterig the Spina Bifida Super Fun Time Ward

I'll make sure to watch out for people pretending to be towels.

Caution: Stretch Armstrong Ahead

An appropriate punishment for all those "Tea Party" douchebags.

Horizontal Pole Dancing is Fun!

I'd say Japanese porn is getting even worse, but that's like calling the sky blue.

Damn, that stick dude is messed up! I mean, the guy has no neck!

Shymalan's new movie was kind of OK, but the twist really sucked.

Chubby Checker in Hell

WARNING: SPANISH INQUISITION AHEAD

Do not attempt: you are not a python.

Contortionists make the best strippers