Craptions Classics April 14, 2009

well its not exactly the oriental rug I had in mind

crhino

Other Craptions

Yeah, the wait in the Tokyo ER is kinda long.

xgrendelx

Tom Cruise made the extras of the Last Samurai try his Scientology Kool-Aid.

WOITAS

Playing dead can also help you avoid the pretentious, artsy types.

Iceland

...and all of a sudden, at 3:00, the Middle ages were over and the Renaissance began.

CavalierX

Looks like pirates win. That answers that questions.

GaseousClay

So, let me get this straight... everybody was kung-fu fighting?

ehtteop

You're right! Magnetizing the floor leaves these assholes helpless.

bilbo1

unlike video games, bad guys don't just vaporize when you kill them

tbwy18

"Um, little help here? No? Okay, I'll just lay here and die. Fucking tourists."

Jeff Kelly

Unfortunately, the Mongols invaded at naptime.

Kelly Robinson

CSI: Shanghai

jessen

Little known fact: the last samurai's cause of death was asphyxiation due to methane emissions.

warcraft004

Samurais are heavy, make sure they are on a bed before you roofie them!

WOITAS
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