Other Craptions

Yeah, the wait in the Tokyo ER is kinda long.

Tom Cruise made the extras of the Last Samurai try his Scientology Kool-Aid.

Playing dead can also help you avoid the pretentious, artsy types.

...and all of a sudden, at 3:00, the Middle ages were over and the Renaissance began.

Looks like pirates win. That answers that questions.

So, let me get this straight... everybody was kung-fu fighting?

You're right! Magnetizing the floor leaves these assholes helpless.

unlike video games, bad guys don't just vaporize when you kill them

"Um, little help here? No? Okay, I'll just lay here and die. Fucking tourists."

Who farted?

Unfortunately, the Mongols invaded at naptime.

CSI: Shanghai

Little known fact: the last samurai's cause of death was asphyxiation due to methane emissions.

Samurais are heavy, make sure they are on a bed before you roofie them!

IKEA furniture may look interesting, but it just isn't practical.

Hard wood floors, central air, cable, dead samurai, we'll take it

Nap time at Samurai Daycare

The fall of the Ming Dynasty was more literal than many assumed.

What rude person throws a party with no furniture?

Ok, who arted??

They never show you what happens AFTER James Bond leaves the scene.

Is buddy getting a handjob on the back wall there?

"Damnit, these fucking Larpers got shitfaced and passed out at the open house again!"

Drunken Master 2: Stop Shouting and Turn Down the Blinds

I'd recognize the work of ninjas anywhere.

ShamWOW could clean this shit up in, like, a second.

Seriously a fart joke?

Playing "shirts" and "full body armour" was not a good idea. Shirts fucking walked away with it...

Sake Bomb....Sake Bombs.......Sake Bombs.

Score one for the chalk body outline guy!

Gotta find a clue. Start by dusting for prints of Persia.

Okay, now that's just taking feng shui way too far.

CSI: Camelot was perhaps the worst midseason replacement last season.

'Yes, well...shall we come back at a better time?'

Led Lover, Led Lover Send Genghis Light Over.

Samurai Kindergarten - Nap Time

Somebody didn't pay the futon bill.

Although they limped along for a few years, the Wax Museum never really recovered after their stands were repossessed.

"Well, nothing in this museum can get weirder than that strange octupus statue, right?"

"Come on pretty lady, look up my chainmail, you know you want to!"

Oilcan! Oilcan!

The last scene of Hamlet wows 'em every time.

Ironically they died of an overdose of retarded CSI jokes.

The Samurai, though masters of combat, were not as proficient at the breakdance competition.

The knockoff porn version of "The Mummy" wasn't off to the best start..."

"I've never seen anything like it, detective. What could have done this?" "It was a bunny. The most vicious little bunny you've ever seen. With tiny little sharp teeth."

OK, who farted??

In Japan, hobos don't wear rags, they wear chainmail. And they don't get drunk, they get defeated by a legendary Japanese warrior.

The remaining cast members of the Last Samurai who failed to convert to scientology