Craptions Classics April 13, 2009

Thelma & Louise 2: Let's get Kraken

iamquitebored

Other Craptions

In Soviet Russia Japan, YOU rape TENTACLES!

racedogg2

Octomom: The Disney Ride

CaptainBoner

Even Samuel Jackson wouldn't sign on to "Squids on a Train."

humanity

Ever have that not so fresh feeling?

lokioncrack

Two lesbians test driving the dildo-tronic 3000, the latest in multiple partner pleasuring

Iapyx

Opening soon: Cthulhu Land!

Blinker_Fluid

Those people should know better. You should never ink and drive.

Jeff Kelly

Now, I shall take my revenge on the hentai fan who assaulted me.

orphan

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? Oh, a lesbian couple.

chrisjay84

For the love of god, no more soviet russia jokes!

Look out yesterday's craption! They're right behind you!

Iapyx

In Japan when girls get into an argument, they aren't called cat fights, it's called TENTACLE RAPE FIGHT!

warcraft004

that's funny, I learned how to drive stick the same way!

Iapyx

... and in summation, this is why I should win the Nobel Prize.

Obtusetriangle
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