Other Craptions

In Soviet Russia Japan, YOU rape TENTACLES!

Octomom: The Disney Ride

Even Samuel Jackson wouldn't sign on to "Squids on a Train."

Ever have that not so fresh feeling?

Two lesbians test driving the dildo-tronic 3000, the latest in multiple partner pleasuring

Opening soon: Cthulhu Land!

Those people should know better. You should never ink and drive.

Now, I shall take my revenge on the hentai fan who assaulted me.

For the love of god, no more soviet russia jokes!

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? Oh, a lesbian couple.

Look out yesterday's craption! They're right behind you!

In Japan when girls get into an argument, they aren't called cat fights, it's called TENTACLE RAPE FIGHT!

that's funny, I learned how to drive stick the same way!

... and in summation, this is why I should win the Nobel Prize.

This is your train on drugs.

April 13, 2009, 3:05 PM: Ikea furniture becomes self aware.

Japan's newest themepark: Alien Tentacle Rape Happy Fun Time Palace.

George Lucas is still trying to suck out the last little bit of Star Wars memorabilia... sad really..

Saw 6: "Oh yes... there will be tentacles!"

You know what direction they are going? Squidward.

Oscar Mayer's Calamari-Mobile never really took off like the Weiner-Mobile.

Meh, just another average Japanese porno.

Upside: Travels over 45 mph...Downside: Backwards.

at least it looks less stupid than riding a segway

It's a traaaaap!

36 seconds later, France surrendered.

Luckily, it's an automatic

What have you done? Now it's just a matter of time before the squids rebel against their cruel lesbian masters.

"Quick, Robin -- to the Calimarimobile!"

More Failed Children's Books: "Squidward's Got Two Mommies."

Our tentacles can't repel lesbians of that magnitude!

that's the wierdest cleaning machine i've ever seen

The little man in the boat meets his match.

I knew things were getting wierd when the "It's A Small World After All" exhibit added a Japanese tentacle rape ride.

As fuel prices continue to rise and we keep trying to figure out different modes of transportation, V8 will no longer refer to the cylinders but rather how many tentacles your squid-mobile has

I like calamari, I like model trains, this just seemed the next logical step

Roads? Where we're going we don't -need- roads.

Aquaman's version of the Batmobile sucked!!!

Trying to get cheap ink isn't working out the way I had hoped.

Pictured: Philip J. Fry of Floating Squid World 9.

cephalopod racing

"I wanted the walrus, but they didn´t have it in beige"

The Squid and the Whales

squid and nancy

There's a sight you don't see every day... two chicks raping a tentacle monster.

It's what I always wanted for my birthday!

Calamari safari.

My other car is a CAR

Okay press that lever down to activate the Hellfire and press that to make the Cthulu roar. Now you know how to operate the H.P. Lovecraft.