Craptions Classics April 11, 2009

He made the mistake of asking the genie for a dick long enough to touch the ground.

twiglet

Other Craptions

Video game glitches come to the real world.

racedogg2

The Mexican Statue of Liberty is slightly less majestic.

MARCS

God's other less ambitious son, Leon, couldn't even walk on solid ground.

skipwreck

Domino's Pizza: We deliver within 30 minutes, or we let hyena eat the delivery guy's legs.

Julius_Goat

"Yes, my parents had the average 1 and 2/3 children. I was the 2/3."

Julius_Goat

I can't tell you how many migrant workers I've lost to quicksand.

BowToTheBard

I'm the Juggernaut bitch!!

warcraft004

And Pedro realized.. Jumanji is not a game to be played lightly.

interslicery

Unsurprisingly he didn't press any of the other buttons

twiglet

I feel bad for the people in the basement, because that guy's not wearing any pants!

hgwellsfan

i cary this domino cause i have no dice!

G_dog

OK fine, you won my legs, double or nothing for my arms?

Joey_09876

This guy broke the number one rule: Do not talk about Dominoes club

kaishenas

Give a man a domino and he'll play for a day. Teach a man dominos, and THIS shit happens.

BowToTheBard
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