Craptions Classics April 10, 2009

Rorschachs Journal, April 10th 2009: I've seen the true face of evil. It talks to a hyena in a snuggie... This city disgusts me.

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Worst game of strip poker ever

twiglet

Years after the whole trying to eat her thing, Little Red Riding Hood and the wolf became the best of friends.

warcraft004

Shakespeare's forgotten plays were probably best left unseen.

DeadMonkey321

The live-action World of Warcraft movie is really going to suck, isn't it?

CavalierX

I don't think Little Red Riding Hood really needed to hire Sam Spade to figure out that wasn't her grandmother.

Jeff Kelly

The M. Night Shyamalan Nativity Scene.

tallestmunchkin

Although he continued looking at Red Riding Hood, the wolf had a sneaking suspicion that it was actually professor Fogbottom with whom he was playing "footsies."

Priapism

"Listen Red, I've got these three little pigs that need to die. You do me this favor, I take care of your grandmother, capeche?"

Julius_Goat

Dr. Who got weird after a while...

warcraft004

You know it's time to lay off the hash when you're imaginary friends are the ones performing the intervention.

Milkman

Now how can I relate this to the pint of beer from yesterday?

scizzor

Try as he might, even Inspector Gadget couldn't reunite Lindsey Lohan and her ex.

DrTom

Little Red Riding Hood should never have trusted E-Harmony.com

DrTom

Ted Bundy's childhood tea parties should have indicated the man he would become.

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