Rorschachs Journal, April 10th 2009: I've seen the true face of evil. It talks to a hyena in a snuggie... This city disgusts me.
Worst game of strip poker ever
Years after the whole trying to eat her thing, Little Red Riding Hood and the wolf became the best of friends.
Shakespeare's forgotten plays were probably best left unseen.
The live-action World of Warcraft movie is really going to suck, isn't it?
I don't think Little Red Riding Hood really needed to hire Sam Spade to figure out that wasn't her grandmother.
The M. Night Shyamalan Nativity Scene.
Although he continued looking at Red Riding Hood, the wolf had a sneaking suspicion that it was actually professor Fogbottom with whom he was playing "footsies."
"Listen Red, I've got these three little pigs that need to die. You do me this favor, I take care of your grandmother, capeche?"
Dr. Who got weird after a while...
You know it's time to lay off the hash when you're imaginary friends are the ones performing the intervention.
Now how can I relate this to the pint of beer from yesterday?
Try as he might, even Inspector Gadget couldn't reunite Lindsey Lohan and her ex.
Little Red Riding Hood should never have trusted E-Harmony.com
Ted Bundy's childhood tea parties should have indicated the man he would become.