Other Craptions

Worst game of strip poker ever

Shakespeare's forgotten plays were probably best left unseen.

Years after the whole trying to eat her thing, Little Red Riding Hood and the wolf became the best of friends.

The live-action World of Warcraft movie is really going to suck, isn't it?

I don't think Little Red Riding Hood really needed to hire Sam Spade to figure out that wasn't her grandmother.

The M. Night Shyamalan Nativity Scene.

Although he continued looking at Red Riding Hood, the wolf had a sneaking suspicion that it was actually professor Fogbottom with whom he was playing "footsies."

"Listen Red, I've got these three little pigs that need to die. You do me this favor, I take care of your grandmother, capeche?"

Dr. Who got weird after a while...

You know it's time to lay off the hash when you're imaginary friends are the ones performing the intervention.

Now how can I relate this to the pint of beer from yesterday?

Try as he might, even Inspector Gadget couldn't reunite Lindsey Lohan and her ex.

Little Red Riding Hood should never have trusted E-Harmony.com

Ted Bundy's childhood tea parties should have indicated the man he would become.

A hobbit, a con man and a furry walk into a...

IT'S A TRAP!

Little Red Riding hood tried to hide her frustration, but there was just no getting around it: the wolf was a total third wheel, and a major drag.

Red Riding Hood and the Big Bad Wolf agree to arbitration.

Okay, you were right, everything is better with muppets.

Tim "Turbotax" Geithner's new IRS

To Catch a Predator: the fairytale edition

I hate my family reunions.

ALF's attempt into more serious roles was doomed from the start.

The Big Bad Wolf's eyes went wide with embarrassment when he realized his faux pas of wearing a fur coat.

Sodomy street

If we let men marry other men, people will start marrying dogs! It's just a scientific fact!

No one really understood young Jamie's diorama...

YO ADRIAN! I AM TRIPPING BALLS

I never realized that the world of fashion design could be so FUCKING CREEPY.

Little Red Rapey Hood

In this classic scene from Godfather, the role of Michael Corleone will be played by Little Red Riding Hood.

"Either of you guys see my mug of beer? It was just here a minute ago..."

If David Lynch sat down at the fourth chair, suddenly this would all make sense.

"My, what a completely out of place man you have sitting next to you grandma"

"Grandma, what a tiny, disfigured head you have!" "All the better to scare the shit out of you with!"

An average Scientology meeting.

They each had a different preference for a gang sign, but the guy with the fangs was the decider.

To be fair they looked way hotter after drinking yesterdays craption.

So, Gentlemen... how do you propose we kill Super Man?

This was not exactly what I had in mind... but hey, a threesome's a threesome.

Sherlock Holmes meets Little Red Riding Hood

The Wizard Of Oz 2: There's No Place Like Homeless

...and Chis Hanson in 3....2....

The Simpsons have got fucking wierd

My what big eyes you have! All the better to count cards with.

No, we do not want to be seated on the veranda.

The wolf and Little Red look good, but Grandma hasn't aged well...

Televised poker reaches a new low.

Hey, do you like fish sticks?