Craptions Classics April 09, 2009

I'd give him money, but he'll just spend it on people.

tallestmunchkin

Other Craptions

I'd recognize that mug anywhere. I've known him since he was just a half pint.

GaseousClay

I'd tap that. Literally.

Truthiness

Welcome to Ireland!!

warcraft004

An alcoholic's worst nightmare - a giant beer that can run away from you.

Iapyx

I like my beer like I like my women. Streetwalking.

Scott Santens

Day 34: I've made it further than I had thought I ever could in AA, but the hallucinations are getting worse.

Zaphod

"To beer! The cause of - and solution to - all of life’s problems!"

Fkelleghan

Look at those legs! This beer was obviously brewed with extra hops.

Iapyx

Apparently, the CIA was not included in President Obama's stimulus plan.

DrTom

Duffman's new outfit is ridiculous.

warcraft004

A stalker attempts to infiltrate David Hasselhoff's house using a cunning Trojan Horse technique.

donarumo

The first beer so intoxicating it throws itself up.

kaishenas
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