I'd give him money, but he'll just spend it on people.
I'd recognize that mug anywhere. I've known him since he was just a half pint.
I'd tap that. Literally.
Welcome to Ireland!!
IT'S A TRAP!
An alcoholic's worst nightmare - a giant beer that can run away from you.
I like my beer like I like my women. Streetwalking.
Day 34: I've made it further than I had thought I ever could in AA, but the hallucinations are getting worse.
"To beer! The cause of - and solution to - all of life’s problems!"
Apparently, the CIA was not included in President Obama's stimulus plan.
Look at those legs! This beer was obviously brewed with extra hops.
Duffman's new outfit is ridiculous.
A stalker attempts to infiltrate David Hasselhoff's house using a cunning Trojan Horse technique.
The first beer so intoxicating it throws itself up.