Other Craptions

I'd recognize that mug anywhere. I've known him since he was just a half pint.

R2-Detox

I'd tap that. Literally.

Welcome to Ireland!!

IT'S A TRAP!

An alcoholic's worst nightmare - a giant beer that can run away from you.

I like my beer like I like my women. Streetwalking.

Day 34: I've made it further than I had thought I ever could in AA, but the hallucinations are getting worse.

"To beer! The cause of - and solution to - all of life’s problems!"

Look at those legs! This beer was obviously brewed with extra hops.

Apparently, the CIA was not included in President Obama's stimulus plan.

Duffman's new outfit is ridiculous.

A stalker attempts to infiltrate David Hasselhoff's house using a cunning Trojan Horse technique.

The first beer so intoxicating it throws itself up.

Suicide in Germany is an artform

The trash can later filed for sexual harassment.

You walk around like THAT, sooner or later you're gonna get mugged.

One for the road?

Dude, look! they totally mis-spelled "Deer Crossing" on that sign over th-... oh... nevermind.

Brian's solution to his face getting posted on the sexual predators website.

Dad?

It's not gay if he's dressed as a beer.

That's the size popcorn you SHOULD get for what the theaters charge!

In Russia, popcorn takes you to the movies.

WAIT!! What put this huge dent in your car?

47 seconds later, France surrendered.

"Okay Officer.... I might be a little drunk...."

Next time Jimmy might be more careful with his wish.

Yes!! Finally, I've got head!

During mating season, the male trashcans develop a beautiful plumage to try and attract female mates.

Is your giant mug of beer running? It is? Well you better go catch it! TEE HEE, HA HA

first the cigarettes, now the BEER?! What, are ALL my vices getting their own mascot now?

It's not a good idea to tempt drunk drivers!!

Ireland's version of Barney.

Take a left on Manchester...If you pass the Sentient Lager, you've gone too far.

"IT'S A TRAP!" has 11 votes so far. C'mon, guys.

Dougie, on his way to host the least appropriate intervention ever.

This is what pedestrians look like to drunk drivers.

AA's new campaign to get new members.

This was the most bizarre blind date Patrick had ever been on.

An Irish Angel.

You don't buy beer, you rent it...to live in.

To catch underage drinkers, Officer Kaplan knew he'd have to go undercover.

If I only had a beer. Well if you'd get off you ass, the beer's not going to sprout legs and walk to you.

Look out...in the road..a head.

If you see a giant beer in this photo, the world health organization regrets to inform you your an alcoholic.

Help! I've been mugged!!

If there were a giant walking pizza in the background, I would move there.

After stumbling around the streets for hours, he began to lose his head.