Other Craptions

Dammit, this grill looks nothing like the one on the box.

The museum of failed escape artists

I can never figure out those instruction manuals from Ikea either.

Bruce Wayne is becoming more and more eccentric about his sleeping habits

In Germany the dentist office works a bit differently.

Why are girls always freaked out when I ask them to sleep over?

Now seriously, these "SAW" movies are just getting ridiculous.

Bill's attempt to enter the Matrix seemed stupid and unorthodox, but Bill was a dreamer. And a masochist.

Not all of Edison's inventions were winners.

After several sessions, Rob Schnieder finally agreed to never, ever make another movie.

damn! Japanese toilets!

As it turned out, dancing on the ceiling didn't quite give him that Oh, What a Feeling.

Someone left the novocaine on again...

He died the way he lived... upside down and stuffed into a bag.

I dunno why, really. When I walked into the sex shop, it just caught my eye and I had to have it.

Well now we know why Fkelleghan didn't post any craptions for a couple weeks.

Mafia extortion collection profits have risen, since the invention of the new "Fuck 'em up 5000".

This is all George Bush's Fault!

And what did you see Clarice...

Boy, that sure takes me back!

Does your wife speak her mind??? Do you want it to stop? Then you need the Bitch Trap 3000.

The recession hits America's serial killers.

Jason began to suspect that his chiropractor might be a fraud.

NOTE: this is the guy that leaked the Wolverine prequel... after FOX was done with him!

No, no. It's on wheels. I just need help carrying it up the stairs.

Saw 6 is really just phonning it in.

Naturopathic Medicine is getting Retarded!

Note to self: Never search for "robot bondage fetish porn" on Google Images ever, ever again.

The entrance to Houdini's mausoleum

This is why I don't support national health care.

Those TRUTH anti-smoking ads are just getting %@#&'ing Annoying!

I can't come to the phone right now as I'm a little tied up.....

Rob Zombie takes a crack at a Mork & Mindy remake.

can i have sex with it now?

...and that was the last time i got drunk at a dentist's office xmas party and tried to x-ray my ass

"Hello... Yes... I'd like to lodge a complaint about your airline's flotation devices."

Listen, Jerry, next time you give a tour of your apartment go ahead and skip the back porch.

Hi Mom, How's it hangin'?

I hate my HMO.

Introducing Fratco's new Haze-O-Matic!

I hope the guy from yesterday's craption has learned his lesson

The house didn't kill the wicked witch of the west, she needed intensive care for the rest of her days, and round the clock home-care from the flying monkeys

My robot is about 80% done. I just need to install the arms and the abject horror at its own appearance.

I'm pretty sure it said "heads up" display

If you're going to waterboard someone, make sure there is actual water first.

Tell us that the Cure is the best band ever. TELL US THAT THE CURE IS THE BEST BAND EVER!!!

Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you.

Where will you be when diharrea strikes?

Apparently, you can mess with the Zohan!